Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Thanks again to BFC for doing last week’s post, much apricated.  Was in Niagara Falls on the weekend for a lacrosse tournament.  Had lotsa fun but did not win many games.  As I’m a lacrosse geek, was kinda cool to be playing again some old pro’s. They may have some skill fade, but damn, they are still better than most of us, me included.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Mushroom, pepperoni and sausage set down in front of me about 2 beers ago.

You are all evil influences!

And I love you dearly for it.

yeah right

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I used to get a pizza someplace, can’t remember where, that had duck breast, pear, and brie. Delicious!
Gumbygirl

ballsofsteelandfury

The ass eater is grossed out by non- traditional pizza toppings, lol!
Gumbygirl

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Sorry to be late with this!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is this the most -1’s a comment has ever received]-8]? It’s certainly a personal record.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Dallas booing the hydration break like it was another Eagles TD.
Don T

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Thanks for being the substitute this week BFC. Great work.

And the colonoscopy went well. As my mom has colon cancer (fuck cancer), I’m in a high risk group for getting it, so will need to have it checked every 5 years or so. The early reports are that every thing is good and no signs of cancer or polyps. The prep went well other than not being able to sleep much due to everything coming out every other hour.
BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

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NYC bartenders still like me, 3 Modelos, one on the house, $16.44
Doktor Zymm

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Sharkbait

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Greetings from Quebec

Mrs. Horatio and I, unlike Benedict Arnold, managed to work our way from Lower Town to the Upper Town without sustaining any casualties, and one of us was high as fuck and the other had a couple of pints under his belt, (and stopped for a third at a charming little (whatever the French word for ‘bodega’ might be), but I do have to admit that no one was shooting at us, which probably made it easier.

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ BOYS??
Horatio Cornblower

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Hey, who does MAGA hate more, Mexico or Ecuador? It will impact my rooting interests.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

the one country they are aware of that exists
Gatoraids

Although Ecua sounds like the start of equality, which they hate
Doktor Zymm

They probably also struggle with Dors/doors

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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The best descriptors I saw of the World Cup is that:
A) It’s proof that the people are great, management sucks
and
B) It’s like you get to hang out with your cool cousins for a change despite your parents hating your aunt and uncle
Sharkbait

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I missed that unaired “Wonder Years” where cousin Terrion gets into a real big jam at Paul’s house.
Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show

Brick Meathook

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Don T

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Wait, America playing on Canada Day and Canada playing on America Day?

Reporter: [puts finger to earpiece] “This just in-apparently Alanis Morrisette has just fainted.”
scotchnaut

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I didn’t know the US could still win an international competition without writing a check for post-game reconstruction costing over $500billion.
blaxabbath

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We’d be up by 3 already if it wasn’t for that damned Herzegovina.
Gatoraids

Which I am seeing a doctor about
Gatoraids

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Soooo….

I got a speeding ticket in Ohio last week (allegedly 102mph in a 70mph zone) but if I pay the fine and take the online traffic school there will be no points on my record. Fair enough.

I paid the fine, and last night I started the traffic school. I’ve taken the California course before and I know it’s long and tedious, but you can finish it in one day if you try though probably two days depending on your attention span.

This morning I looked at my web browser window and last night I made it 0:41 seconds into the very first introductory module before I hit pause and did something else.
Brick Meathook

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I am now officially unemployed. Also found out I have to file for unemployment in Virginia. Of course the rock apes who are in charge of HR never got back to me. Sent my boss a thank you email and got no response. But I did trash the company on a website that rates companies, so that’s nice.
jjfozz

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Got my hot dogs, got my cupcakes, got my weed, could have some of my SIL’s blackberry moonshine if I feel like living dangerously. I’m celebrating my own damn self, not the current state of my country. I will be pretty much incoherent by 9pm, should be fun! I’ll be speaking Fozzietongue!
Gumbygirl

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Shame on you, the appropriate way to list and abbreviate this year’s World Cup hosts is Canada, USA, and then México.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Meant to mention this but when I was playing pool with my son yesterday at some point a guy walked up and asked if “you guys want to play anyone else”

So my son agreed to play him for the table and as the guy was racking my son says “hey, do you want me to show you how to do that the right way” and a tear came to my eye as I stood up with cue stick in hand and thought “another milestone: our first father-son bar fight”

Didn’t come to that. Guy and his friend went a combined 0-4 against us before deciding to do something else.
Horatio Cornblower

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Whatever. Fuck.

Am in back yard and Christian neighboUrs and am listening to Damian Marley and they get weed smoke. The circle of life.
litre_cola

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Rebecca Lowe: “Zlatan, would you have been able to keep your composure in a game like this?”

Zlatan: “No, I would have received a red card and probably sent someone to the hospital”

Fire Lalas into the Sun and give Zlatan a lifetime contract, immediately.
Horatio Cornblower

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Tim Ream, being a true Captain:

“Obviously it’s doubly special because it’s during the World Cup and triple special because it’s here in the U.S. But yeah, we’ve said this as a group with all our different backgrounds, where we all have grown up, it’s a true representation of what America is.
“It’s a melting pot of people, of personalities, of characters, and like I said, it’s a perfect representation of what the U.S. is and what it’s about.”
SonOfSpam

“Also fuck Steven Miller”
Horatio Cornblower

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Shoutout to my SIL! She’s in her mid-40’s and several decades of pounds overweight. Her weight loss solution was to join a CrossFit club (no hiking, jogging, light weights to start) right out of the gate. Did she fracture her wrist in two places on her first day? Yup.

/she’s the very typical ‘youngest child’ that was coddled and told she was special. I guess there’s an app out there that guesses the age of people when you send it a pic. She absolutely blew a fuse when my wife (who is 9 years older than her) was identified as being younger than her.
scotchnaut

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So FIFA is letting Balogun play at the direct request of the American Pedophile I mean President.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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July 5, 2026 10:12 pm
england players: takes viagra to combat fatigue in high-altitude

england players, about an hour from now:

fleshwound_NPG

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