More about that in a bit.

I walked out of work this afternoon and was greeted with a temperature of 48C. (118 in Fair of Height) That t’was the ‘ambient’ temp around my pickup anyway. Blax in ‘Zona and all our fellas in Cali may snort but we get a bit surprised when you can stir-fry a beaver on the sidewalk. I’m much luckier than most in that I can do ‘inventory’ in the fridge/freezer any time things get too melty.

Walk Away:

Sorsby is not going to be suing the NFL because he has competent folks around him telling him, “You want to sue? That’s how you get Pariah Status. Do you want Pariah Status?”

Racism Thriving in Paraguay:

It’s interesting to know that overt racism isn’t just for folks in the southern US and Alberta. It’s also having a great time in South America! Some dumb clown in government made reference to Mbappe drinking from coconuts and a few other unimaginative forays into slurring. Fuck OFF, Nazi Lover!

The Shield’s Offseason?:

Not great, Bob! Murders, gambling and weird social media posts dominating-you guessed it-social media are ESPN’s headlines. I’ve the notion that Roger is waiting this out on the smaller yacht that is attached to Shahid Khan’s mega yacht.

[reaches for mic that is being dropped from the rafters]

“And Now For The Main Event!”

USA/BEL:

The latter has produced some remarkable ‘last ten minutes’ soccer to get to this point but has luck finally run out? They’ve been driving right to the edge of a loss and pulling back which just can’t last. The red, white and blue are at full strength thanks to pretty much the worst sort of intervention since my friends took away my flensing knife. Are they strong enough to overcome the stench of presidential support? Probably.

Give me your best.

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Mr. Ayo

I’m not sure where I made the wrong turn, but somehow I now know TikTok is down,

2Pack

Welp… at least the Belgium ladies from my past are happy. Could probably get a simpathy lay if I were around.

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Sharkbait

Who did it better?

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Gumbygirl

This is verbatim what I just said to my cat: ” Alright mister. Now that I know what the fuck I’m doing, I’m going to go fucking do it.” Henry nodded thoughtfully. “Word”, said Henry.

2Pack

The only validation required.

Redshirt

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Gumbygirl

How long before Trump deports Balogun?

SonOfSpam

HE’S EATING THE DOGS

Doktor Zymm

He’s probably being hustled into an unmarked van as we type

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Poor guy. He never asked for any of this.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think a more realistic question is how long before Trump blames someone else for pressuring FIFA. Some poor coffee boy.

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Horatio Cornblower

Boy, that Switzerland-Colambia game is going to set all kinds of ratings records.

SonOfSpam

I think it’s “Co-lumpia” like when you share a Filipino appetizer.

Gumbygirl

I’m not sharing my lumpia!

SonOfSpam

You have to in that country.

Horatio Cornblower

“they united the country”

Ma’am, I assure you, whatever things the USMNT did this tournament, that was not one of them.

Redshirt

I don’t know. They sure did unite the country against them.

blaxabbath

Michelob Ultra- a beer for losers.

SonOfSpam

Let’s take this wonderful USMNT experience and have Trump get involved, and gee I wonder how it will turn out. Probably just like the 250th or the worldwide economy or the Knicks game 3 or the American justice system or

Gumbygirl

Worse air quality than Kinshasa and Lahore.

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Horatio Cornblower

Sideline reporter desperately trying to get Pochentino (whatever, I tried), to compliment the crowd and all the support they gave the team and he just keeps saying how much the team sucked.

SonOfSpam

Well, he’s right.

(and it’s “poachateen” like what Epstein did before Bill Barr killed him on Trump’s orders)

Doktor Zymm

The crowd that booed and sarcastically applauded and then left early?

Horatio Cornblower

No, those were all Belgians.

Doktor Zymm

The Belgians were the ones trying to start the wave as a troll move

Sharkbait

This game aside, I’d love to see him back for the next WC cycle.

Mr. Ayo

*checks DFO fantasy site*

I see only yeah right and GTD are the Benedict Arnolds that benefited by being traitors.

Doktor Zymm

They’re having the eggs benedict arnold with their waffles!

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

How am I a traitor for rooting against a country that I don’t live in?

Note that my picks were made with chaos in mind

Horatio Cornblower

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Mr. Ayo

That totally worked. Good job, good effort.

Horatio Cornblower

Thanks, I was inspired by the USMNT effort tonight.

Also now I have to leave it like that.

ballsofsteelandfury

118 in Canada?!?

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blaxabbath

At least Team USA can count on winning the 2026 FIFA Integrity Trophy!

Gatoraids

Belgian showing why Waffle House is the home to beatdowns

Horatio Cornblower

Banner this man!

Horatio Cornblower

HaHa, the announcer all but begging people to not stop watching the games.

blaxabbath

That was a weak pitch. He didn’t even mention that you can gamble on local soccer teams too!

Horatio Cornblower

Sometimes even legally!

blaxabbath

Fifa.com/hospitality is where Jeffrey Epstein recruits girls for Donald Trump in 2026.

Doktor Zymm

At least we outlasted the other host nations by virtue of having our game scheduled later!

TheRevanchist

Lukaku!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Big Rom!

Horatio Cornblower

That said, what the fuck even is the US defensive strategy?

Redshirt

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blaxabbath

Cool to be crashing with…..let’s see….THREE guys in the 89th minute when down two.

TheRevanchist

Heard clearly on the broadcast from a fan ”Fuck you, man!” It’s becoming more and more like a Euro league

blaxabbath

So basically America went as far as they ever do and it just seemed like they did better because the elimonation field is larger than any previous years.

Like how winning two games in the NCAA tournament isn’t impressive when you start in Dayton.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

McEmbarrassing

rockingdog

Lamo

We ain’t winning shit

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Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You can say it again, but you have to say it in Flemish this time.

Gumbygirl

Nobody speaks Flemish. Not even those ginourmous rabbits!

Horatio Cornblower

Lukaku’s been in since just before the second half hydration break, although I have no idea why.

Horatio Cornblower

Should have saved him for Spain. Maybe the last ten minutes to keep him moving, but a half hour for a guy his size and age is not something I would have done the way that game was going.

Redshirt

Social Media to Trump for completely discombobulating the United States Men’s National Soccer Team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xROqM6KYFWU&pp=ygUidmluY2UgbWNtYWhvbiBjb21lIG9uIG91dCB5b3UgZnVsbA%3D%3D

Horatio Cornblower

The US clearly has no idea what to do. There’s no strategy whatsoever. They just kick the ball around in the back, (which is what you want to do down 2 with 15 minutes left), then occasionally kick it towards the middle, where inevitable a Belgian picks it off.

Doktor Zymm

Gotta love how the crowd turned on the team, I’m sure that’s the best way to help them gather themselves and mentally regroup!

rockingdog

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

Lmao 🇺🇸

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