Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
Kinda gonna miss having a random footy game on the TV for the next while. Not enough to, like, get up early and watch any Prem games Saturday mornings, just like in general. Think that the NFL will start in a few weeks, or at least the mini camps, so something to look forward to.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
I can only hope the movie itself is as good as the poster.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
I still hate that it’s not “The Search for More Money”
Senor Weaselo
Very last minute upgrade again! It seems the person who had this seat preordered the cheese plate, and that is a-ok by me, love a good cheese plate. Cheeeeeeese!
Doktor Zymm
Wifey Today: “Nephew is spending the day with me as I work from home.”
Me: [to myself] “Huh, that’s…odd.”
Me Again: [starts doing some math] “Hey, are SIL and BIL in a bit of trouble?”
Wifey: [silence]
Me Also: “Ok then.”
scotchnaut
VARgentina is amazing and I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of it
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Don T
Oh look, TSN is sucking up to its loser watchers with a survey-
MOST TORTURED FAN BASE
-Bills fans
-England soccer
-LEAFS FANS, OMG!
/pick one
scotchnaut
You had ONE JOB England
Though we shouldn’t be surprised. No lead is safe in Atlanta
Sharkbait
SAVAGE
rockingdog
I still can’t believe how badly England bottled things today. Gained the advantage and then just tucked into a tiny little ball waiting for Argentina to kick them and take their lunch money.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
It’s happened so many times this Cup: team takes the lead, team goes into a shell to protect said lead, team loses lead and then game.
At some point you’d think everyone would learn something from this, but you would be wrong.
Horatio Cornblower
I miss my old neighbor.
He was Irish and as Baltimore as they came. Older than me and my wife, was a huge help when we moved into the neighborhood as newlyweds. How Irish, so Irish that when we sent pasta over to them he said, “Hey, the Fozzs made noodles.”
During a blizzard, he came outside and I yelled, “What have you been doing?”
“Nailing my wife since the first snowflake came down.”
Yeah, he was a fucking legend.
jjfozz
FOLKS! We are nearing tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues renewal time.
Lowratio League will be welcoming in our four new members freshly relegated from Freezer Vodka League.
If anyone no longer wants to participate, just let me know so we can find fresh fish to fill the ranks.
LemonJello
I have a plan B meme. Has dick to do with fuck, but it made me laugh
Gumbygirl
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This is the dumbest-with-a-“b” timeline!
Redshirt
I think Diarrhea Lettuce was on the second stage of Warped Tour in 2003. I didn’t see them, though.
WCS
Found a funny:
Pete Hegseth: “We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset”
U.S. Military: suffers crushing defeat to the Persians
rockingdog
Thanks Don T, looking forward to some intense consolation prize action here today.
2Pack

Don T
Found a funny:
England’s first third place finish since World War II
🏴 ⚽️
rockingdog
Big daydrinking day. 30+ degrees here, forest smoke but nae much. Went to the footy came home with a mate. Had drinks in the back of the residence, she was leaving and we were smoking a j. Deci came out and I backhanded launched said J. It is in the religo-s back yard. I want it. We are on ok terms but religion etc.
litre_cola
My tomatoes and olives are simply superior in flavor to store brought, or restaurant.
Do yourselves a favor folks, visit a local farmers market for your produce.
2Pack
Don’t cry for me, Argentina.
Mr. Ayo
You’ve been waiting all day to post that, haven’t you?
WCS
Found a funny:
💃 🎶 🎉 ⚽️
rockingdog
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