Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Flowers are starting to fill in more, looks like an actual flower garden and not just some random weeds now.

Full view

trying to be artsy, but failing

Was not intended to have the other flowers kinda blurry, but works 

Waiting for the pro tips from Brick on what I shoulda done with my photos.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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I need to stop doing research for this draft because I didn’t need to know this was a thing

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This draft [for terrible album covers] is either the best idea I’ve ever had or the worst idea I’ve ever had, and it quite possibly could be both
Horatio Cornblower

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Not a draft pick, but lets just appreciate weird al.

And yes, I am following up on redshirt’s comment
Brocky

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WCS

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Many of these have worked thier way into corporate and political jargon also. So as a public service…

2Pack

We have our quarterly in-person meeting tomorrow and I’m going to turn this into a bingo game with my cult members younger attorneys I mentor.
Horatio Cornblower

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Easy there, Michael McDonald
BrettFavresColonoscopy

don’t make me go get that Orleans album cover, Mr. Yacht Rock References.
Horatio Cornblower

That draft was the best one ever!

Gumbygirl

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I feel like I’m in a 90s stand up bit. There’s a rather large man solo at the bar where I’m having lunch who just ordered wings, a chicken parm, and a bbq sandwich and then asked what kind of diet sodas they have.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Say “Hi!” to Coach Reid from all of us in the clubhouse.
LemonJello

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My son was into Thundercats too. He had a really cool Big Wheel, that was missing a few of it’s features because Gumby and I gave up on the assembly at about 3 am on Christmas Eve. He didn’t miss them, can’t miss what you don’t know about. I still have his action figures.
Gumbygirl

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If you see the Dr. Mrs. Deadly, Esq. (ret), be sure to congratulate her on a new personal best: six loads of laundry in six days!
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s three people in your house; is she washing clothes one at a time?
Horatio Cornblower

I assume she has outfits for some of her vacuums
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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I am eating fresh out of the oven banana bread with chocolate chips. It is divine.
litre_cola

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Woke up this morning to a broken refrigerator. That sucked. But then we realized that it was just that there was no power in the entire house. That was better!

Then I had to call the power company to report an outage. That sucked, because they’ve started doing that “prove you’re not a robot” shit, (are there a lot of robots calling in fake power outage reports? If so, “weird,” as certain sports “journalists” would say), where you have to check off all the pictures with a crosswalk in them, but by the time I persuaded Captcha that I, unlike a robot, knew what a bridge was the power was back on.

It’s truly been a rollercoaster of a morning here at Casa de Cornblower.
Horatio Cornblower

Lowratio, dramatic re-creation:

LemonJello

We have a generator for his night light.

Lemme tell ya, you only make that mistake once.
Horatio Cornblower

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I had no idea the Cardinals hadn’t won a home game since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial, but a) I’m not surprised and b) may that streak continue ad infinitum.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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I’ve never made carnitas with lard.

Until tonight.

blaxabbath

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Okay, only took 40 minutes and 2 computer restarts to get it working again!
Doktor Zymm

Do you have a virus counter set up?
ArmedandHammered

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August 20, 2026 8:22 pm
It’s not a virus or anything, it’s trying to run Windows 11 on a laptop with 8GB of RAM and a single-core CPU combined with forgetting to update the NFL app on the emulator.
Doktor Zymm

Plus the volcano lair has hat shit reception lately, I blame Elon.
litre_cola

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This is me and my Canadian girlfriend in front of the National Military Monument today:

Brick Meathook

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“Saw a pack of gummy worms that read ‘No artificial flavor.’ Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible
2Pack

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They’re still playing soccer, eh? Even after we put on the best World Cup of all time?
herodotus450

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Harrison Butker kicked a field goal from 69 yards. Nice.
Redshirt

I didn’t think he believed in reciprocity
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Here he is. Ready to tear it up, and shitting his pants at the same time.

jjfozz

Kinda jealous, college was tons of fun!
Doktor Zymm

Trust me, he heard a ton of my “when I was in college” stories. I think he might have a new level of respect for me. But every story ended with “I was so fucked up she left before we got back to my dorm.”
jjfozz

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Much like Juans become Johns and Henriks become Henrys, those with imperial last names are given new, proper, metric names upon arrival in Canada.
This man used to be known as Decimo Yardo in the old country.

BC Dick

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There was a raffle at the ALS fundraiser this afternoon. A survivor family won an autographed photos of NY Jets WR Garrett Wilson and I leaned in to Mrs. Horatio to say “haven’t they suffered enough?” and then she told me to shut up.
Horatio Cornblower

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Discovered by accident that my wife is doing a cool thing with all the Ontario fruit that I bring home. She’s making brandies that won’t be ready until Christmas-apricot, cherry, peach, nectarine and plum. A fantastic idea.
scotchnaut

Do you need my address?
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do you need mine?
scotchnaut

I’ll take both of your addresses
BC Dick

Drive the 35 hours to Thunder Bay, turn left, drive for another 13-14 hours and then text me.
scotchnaut

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Lions are on a roll now. Happy with the win but the Riders got jobbed on a few ticky tack calls tonight
BC Dick

So you’re saying they’re having a bit of a… rough ride?

WCS

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Just realized I had gone 6 months without seeing a stupid ass Kelce face on my screen. What a peaceful life that was.
ThePirateSloth

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Ashton Jeanty got hurt bad enough that the entire team took a knee and had a moment of silence. He probably just had the wind knocked out of him, right? Right?
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Horatio Cornblower

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