"So maybe there's hope. Or maybe I'm going mad... In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely." -Hunter S. Thompson, The Great
OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you.
Anyway, we are here today to talk about the Chiefs, a terrible franchise. Here’s the deal with the Chiefs. They have seen players commit suicide in the parking lot
[EXT. - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.]
[The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is beautiful.]
[CUT to INT. - A dark, candlelit dungeon. A tall, hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks of ancient, leather-bound volumes piled high.
I'm not supposed to be here.
The Seahawks are normally Beastmode Ate My Baby's domain, and I know what's good for me. You'd normally find him here, but he's off working on the Foo Fighters tour as Pat Smear's personal roadie,
so it's fallen to me to enter where others fear to
Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau
Hello kiddies! I'm back.
Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay they felt (the fools) safe enough to swing open the doors of the mentally wounded and desperately depraved ward and let me have a visit but this visit comes
A Familar tune begins to play....
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I broke my back for my living
I don't need to fight, to prove I'm right
I shouldn't have apologized for being asked to be forgiven....
Hello all, welcome to Brocky's preview of the 2018 Houston Texans' season. You no
Exterior - Vikings Training Camp. Day.
The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet.
Vikings GM Rick Speilman addresses the media.
Rick Speilman: "Coach Zimmer doesn't have any statement to make as of today but I can answer any team related questions you may
Oh, you lovably chaotic Lions. Like the drunk toddler of the NFC North, you stagger into the coming season. No sense of what you're doing, where you're headed or why you're screaming. Don't ask why. Just enjoy the dance.
Because I am not a Lions fan, and because their players no
I'm fully prepared for disappointment once again as a fan of England football; however, at least this year's edition of failure might well come with a slight dash of hope beforehand this time.
The 2014 World Cup was one of the worst outings ever for the national team; a single point
The scene: Century Link field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, in the not-too-distant future. Pirate Sloth is taking his seat, and Doktor Zymm sits down next to him. She is fiddling with one of her omnipresent gadgets.
Pirate Sloth: Arr, what that be, Doktor?
Doktor Zymm: It ist eine Portable Unit To
As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it's important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS MEDIA has predicted for the BLUE COLLAR REDBIRDS! So, before looking ahead at this year's great preview, let's start with some excerpts from this failing site's
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below.
…Sure. Let's go with that.
In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his