I'm fully prepared for disappointment once again as a fan of England football; however, at least this year's edition of failure might well come with a slight dash of hope beforehand this time.
The 2014 World Cup was one of the worst outings ever for the national team; a single point
The scene: Century Link field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, in the not-too-distant future. Pirate Sloth is taking his seat, and Doktor Zymm sits down next to him. She is fiddling with one of her omnipresent gadgets.
Pirate Sloth: Arr, what that be, Doktor?
Doktor Zymm: It ist eine Portable Unit To
As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it's important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS MEDIA has predicted for the BLUE COLLAR REDBIRDS! So, before looking ahead at this year's great preview, let's start with some excerpts from this failing site's
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below.
…Sure. Let's go with that.
In actuality, we've given Cerberus three steaks (for each of his mouths to feed on so maybe he'll let us back through) and called upon the ferryman Charon for his
Last year the Titans finished 9-7, and have been generating buzz ever since. Since February, I've been reading that they're expected to win the AFC South this season. The offensive linemen became celebrities thanks to a Stanley Cup run by the Predators and catfish fetishists:
Even schedule makers are complicit in
We begin with a simple quiz:
How many of these players are still active on the jaguars roster? I’ll give you a minute to go through it....
Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking out the sun.
What greater metaphor for the 2017 Bears Football Season than that?! Abandon all hope ye who enter this season as Bears fans. In these
For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy.
So the Colts, huh. Didn't they used to be good?
The Indianapolis Colts, né Baltimore Colts, have quite a storied history. The team began as the Miami Seahawks of the All America Football Conference in 1946 and were
O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind
And offer me assistance for this tale.
Through you, I hope to join ven'rable kind.
I tell of city not of fair, but fail,
And cursed, it seemed, 'til King reclaimed his throne
And for a shining moment, did prevail.
With title claimed,
How you may be asking does one become a
Saints fan in the first place?
(The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we?
No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either.
I had already begun mentally writing this preview, expecting the Ravens to make the smart move and sign Colin Kaepernick. I mean, we don't have a problem with stabbings in Baltimore, so why
I'm not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who never had to face the music because more or less, he had a shot at getting his school a National Championship. And he did. Job well