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The Party’s Over… For Now, At Least: Your 2024 New England Patriots Season Preview
Last season was the nadir of the New England Patriots. It had to be. It MUST be. After utter disaster on the field and…
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THE END OF NOThING
As I write this I’m looking up. Is this where it ends or is it about to begin? 14 years of melancholy and…
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Like Tears In Rain: 2024 Buffalo Bills Preview
2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” 2023 REALITY:…
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The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for…
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Your 2024 Cincinnati Bengals Preview: Raising the Bar on Mediocrity
It’s that time of the year again. Summer is in full spring. The stores are in Back-to-School Sale mode. Politicians suddenly give a flying…
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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
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2024 Copa América: Uruguay, presented by Marcelo Bielsa
Before elaborating on Uruguay, let me address The Thing for single-issue Uruguay observers: Luis Suárez, 37, is in the squad. Uruguay won the first…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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Vikings Team Preview: The Defense gets Addressed.
banner image via [intro Vikings team quarters] /Coach Kevin O’Connell addresses the entire team Coach O’Connell: “Holy geez guys! We’re gonna have a super…
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Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year’s Preview: There…