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2024 Copa América: Uruguay, presented by Marcelo Bielsa
Before elaborating on Uruguay, let me address The Thing for single-issue Uruguay observers: Luis Suárez, 37, is in the squad. Uruguay won the first…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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Vikings Team Preview: The Defense gets Addressed.
banner image via [intro Vikings team quarters] /Coach Kevin O’Connell addresses the entire team Coach O’Connell: “Holy geez guys! We’re gonna have a super…
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Burdened with Glorious Purpose: 2023 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2022 PREDICTION: 9-8 2022 REALITY: 13-3! (No record for Cincy game, on account of Damar Hamlin temporarily dying) From last year’s Preview: There…
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The 2023 Los Angeles Rams, Or the Aftermath of F Them Picks
As many of you know, I am not a fan of the Los Angeles Rams. As a franchise that left my city, burning bridges…
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MRSA MRSA MAAAAAN: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2022 PREDICTION: Optimistic 2022 REALITY: Bad, but good enough for the NFC South title Coming off a 13-4 season and a close loss to…
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2023 Cincinnati Bengals Preview: Quarantined from the Promised Land
Then the Lord said to him, “This is the land I promised on oath to Abraham, Isaac and Jacob when I said, ‘I will…
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Can’t We Just Hit “Simulate Season”?: 2023 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2022 PREDICTION: Bad 2022 REALITY: Worse (but not bad enough) The Carolina Panthers. They have been in the league for nearly 30 years, and…
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Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful.…
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Your “Oh, crap, did the season start already?” 2021 Chicago Bears Preview / Bye Week Update
Scene: Interior Halas Hall. The entire Bears brain trust [sic] sits around a mahogany table talking about the current roster, coaching staff, and other…