No one really cares about this team. The last time they were interesting, Mike Alstott was winning fans' hearts two yards at a time, and Jon Gruden was considered a quality football mind. With that in mind, this preview is gonna be a listicle. I'm lazy, you don't care, it's
Tag: Team Previews
Your “Unquinquagintuplely Uniquely Unknown” 2019 Cincinnati Bengals Preview
Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update
Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”
Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview
OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. https://youtu.be/Nmgice3ieZ4 Anyway, we are here today to talk about the Chiefs, a terrible franchise. Here’s the deal with the Chiefs. They have seen players commit suicide in the parking lot
#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is beautiful.] [CUT to INT. - A dark, candlelit dungeon. A tall, hooded figure sits alone at a rough-hewn wooden table, with stacks of ancient, leather-bound volumes piled high.
“What The Hell Have I Paid For?” – A Seattle Seahawks Preview
New Orleans Saints 2018 Preview or Fete for the Lwa
2018 Houston Texans/500s Team Preview: Teenage Wasteland
Vikings Season Preview: Coach Zimmer reads a tweet.
Exterior - Vikings Training Camp. Day. The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet. Vikings GM Rick Speilman addresses the media. Rick Speilman: "Coach Zimmer doesn't have any statement to make as of today but I can answer any team related questions you may