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Progression not perfection – the 2020 Chicago Bears Preview
The scene, a brightly lit room, the kind you might find at a medical facility, or that nice place your unreliable cousin got sent…
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Football’s Sh***iest Cosplay: Your 2020 Detroit Lions Season Preview
Hot Taek: The Detroit Lions are perhaps the most consistently DFO Team in the league. Why? Schadenfreude. They jettisoned Jim Caldwell for the sin…
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Quarantine Blues: Minnesota Vikings Team Preview
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} Date: Mid June 2020 [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Jesus Fuck if I have…
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A Post-Doctoral Thesis On Economic Incentive & The Free Market – An Atlanta Falcons 2020 Preview
Fade in: The Greene Science Center at Columbia University. A slightly disheveled beverage purveyor, in newly-purchased pants, is about to address a collected panel.…
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New Orleans Saints Season Preview: A DJ TAJ Joint
Oh What, You Don’t have one of these? It’s Okay You can Kiss mine Football, what’s football? I know what a pandemic…
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There’s Safety In Safeties: Your Seattle Team Preview For 2020
Cookiethulhu here! It seems as if Beastmode Ate My Baby was supposed to do this year’s preview of the Seattle football team, but he…
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I Can See Cleeeeeaarrrly Now, Tom Braaaaady’s Gone: 2020 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: Despite the overwhelmingly positive response to last year’s All Interpretive Dance team preview, I have decided not to go back to that…
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The Burning Stream: Your 2020 Cleveland Browns Season Preview
Cleveland, Ohio is a wonderful city, bursting with many shining examples of culture, fine dining and friendly people. Every single word of that sentence…
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Pissing Up God’s Flagpole: Your 2019 Detroit Lions Preview
[Author’s Note: So this is it. The End. The final preview before the NFL meat grinder spins up to turn convert the bodies of…
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2019 Minnesota Vikings Team Preview.
Interior: Vikings draft room just prior to the 2019 NFL draft. Rick Spielman: “Alright guys. This is it. Our final draft board. Let’s go…