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What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year,…
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Tripping Over The Light Fantastic; or A Desperate Plié: Your All-Dancing 2019 Buffalo Bills Season Preview
[Author’s Note: As promised/threatened, this year’s Buffalo Bills Season Preview will be conducted in the medium of interpretive dance. Yes, I know it’s particularly…
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Jameis Rides Again – The Tampa Bay Buccaneers DFO Preview
No one really cares about this team. The last time they were interesting, Mike Alstott was winning fans’ hearts two yards at a time,…
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Your “Unquinquagintuplely Uniquely Unknown” 2019 Cincinnati Bengals Preview
It’s almost that time of year, when football returns and we get salvation from our family, baseball and sobriety. And in that tradition comes…
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Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update
I have a neighbor who is a Saints fan. I’ve hardly spoken to him at all, but for some reason whenever a game is…
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Hey Rube: Your 2018 Buffalo Bills Season “Preview”
“So maybe there’s hope. Or maybe I’m going mad… In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest…
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Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview
OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. Anyway, we…
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#QBANON: Your 2018 New England Patriots Preview
[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…
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“What The Hell Have I Paid For?” – A Seattle Seahawks Preview
I’m not supposed to be here. The Seahawks are normally Beastmode Ate My Baby‘s domain, and I know what’s good for me. You’d normally…
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New Orleans Saints 2018 Preview or Fete for the Lwa
Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau Hello kiddies! I’m back. Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay…