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Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview

OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you. Anyway, we…

[EXT. – NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS TRAINING CAMP.] [The sun is shining over Gillette Stadium. No clouds are in the sky, and the stadium is…

I’m not supposed to be here. The Seahawks are normally Beastmode Ate My Baby‘s domain, and I know what’s good for me. You’d normally…

Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau Hello kiddies! I’m back. Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay…

A Familar tune begins to play…. Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I broke…

Exterior – Vikings Training Camp. Day. The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet. Vikings…

Oh, you lovably chaotic Lions. Like the drunk toddler of the NFC North, you stagger into the coming season. No sense of what you’re…

I’m fully prepared for disappointment once again as a fan of England football; however, at least this year’s edition of failure might well come…

The scene: Century Link field, home of the Seattle Seahawks, in the not-too-distant future. Pirate Sloth is taking his seat, and Doktor Zymm sits…

As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it’s important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS…