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2017 Indianapolis Colts Preview
For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy. So the Colts, huh. Didn’t they used to be good?…
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Inferno (Or, Your 2017 Browns Preview)
O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind And offer me assistance for this tale. Through you, I hope to join ven’rable…
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If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview
How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back…
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2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either. – I had already begun mentally…
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2017 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview – Sort Of
I’m not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who…
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2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview
Or should that be “2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview”? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season…
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Chicago Bears 1967 Season Preview
Well, sports fans, last season was quite a disappointment for the Chicago Major League Baseball club’s big brothers, as they plodded their way to…
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Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview
Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally…
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The Atlanta Falcons – If “Why?” Was A Football Team
Introduction: In the realm of football-related ventures, deciding to assess the value of the Atlanta Falcons prior to the 2016 didn’t seem like a…
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The Aints are not marching because that would require a ground game – Saints 2016 Preview
Pop Quiz Hot Shot Name one player on the New Orleans Saints not named Drew Brees? Yeah, I cannot do that either, and I…