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Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. …Sure. Let’s go with that. In actuality,…
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Two Word Review: Chic Sandwich – Titans 2017 Preview
Last year the Titans finished 9-7, and have been generating buzz ever since. Since February, I’ve been reading that they’re expected to win the…
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The 2017 Jacksonville Jaguars Team Preview: A franchise misunderestimated
————————————————————————– We begin with a simple quiz: How many of these players are still active on the jaguars roster? I’ll give you a…
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Chicago Bears 2017-2018 Preview
Today is a weird day. Not just in the DFO Clubhouse either. All across America today, PERHAPS EVEN RIGHT NOW, the moon is blocking…
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2017 Indianapolis Colts Preview
For your 2017 Indianapolis Colts preview, I had an imaginary conversion with myself. Enjoy. So the Colts, huh. Didn’t they used to be good?…
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Inferno (Or, Your 2017 Browns Preview)
O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind And offer me assistance for this tale. Through you, I hope to join ven’rable…
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If You’re a Saints Fan You’re Stupid by DJ Taj – Saints Season Preview
How you may be asking does one become a Saints fan in the first place? (The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back…
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2017 Totally Non-Stabby (probably) Baltimore Ravens Preview
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either. – I had already begun mentally…
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2017 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview – Sort Of
I’m not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who…
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2017 Carolina Panthers Horrible Preview
Or should that be “2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview”? Yes, that seems more apropos. Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season…