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AFL Beat 2026 – Opening Round Recap!
The AFL season started this week with the “Opening Round” in which only ten teams participated. That’s okay, though, because the quality of the…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group J
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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AFL Beat 2026 – Season Preview!
The AFL season starts this week with the “Opening Round” which the AFL has done for two years now and it’s apparently here to…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L
First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it…
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Love Stinks, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola beautiful gente. I read somewhere that if you write about your love, words will flow like a riverbed: continuously, along mushy or rocky…
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Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition
So, the Clone function is borked and I can’t use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open…
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2Pack’s Random Cortina-Milano 2026 Winter Olympic Games Thoughts and Relevant Recollections
Hippo and Other Hippo are saving their pithiness FOAR Monday’s Owl in review. Fortunately, 2pack chipped in with the following, epic Olympics post. Without…
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Yet another Saturday Morning Hippo Substitute Open Thread
Somewhere in California…. The Hippo is taking care of some Hippo business today, so you get me. This is meant to get you going…
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2025 Jaguars Season Wrap-Up
Hey. Welp. That’s it for Jaguras fitbawl this season. Obligatory Let’s see what I predicted their record would be: 2025 Pre-Season Prediction 8-9. Second…