This week, we found out who the best team in the competition is. As if we didn’t know already. Let’s go!

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The AFL Ladder

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Round 15 Results

Round 15 Highlights and Australian music Placeholder Videos

 

Round 16 Schedule

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AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results

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Notes and Comments

Fremantle is the real deal, y’all. They came from behind to beat Geelong, the only team that’s beaten them all year, and are a lock to finish first in the ladder. Anything can happen in finals, but the road to the Grand Final goes through Perth.

Adelaide continued their excellent form with a solid win over Melbourne. They are barely out of the Top Four and will overtake the Cats with a win this week in the Showdown.

GWS tripped over themselves again in losing to the Carlton Blues. Granted, Carlton has been on a tear since getting rid of their coach, but I really expected more from the Giants. Don’t look now but Carlton is only one game out of the finals places. I think they will make finals.

Hawthorn is back to their winning ways as they handled Gold Coast with ease. The Suns, like St. Kilda, keep threatening to be good but ultimately wilt at the wrong time.

Finally, I can’t believe Port Adelaide is just as bad as West Coast. They were perennial contenders as recently as last year! At least Essendon didn’t lose again. The bottom of the ladder is really bad.

Spam has expanded his lead and is now solidly in first place, 4 ahead of Yeah Right and 5 ahead of Sharky. The rest of us are desperately trying to make up ground before the season ends. Don’t forget to put the tips in!

If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.

If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.

See you next week!

 

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Normally I watch whatever Telemundo has on, but then I thought “when am I get another chance to watch a World Cup match featuring Haiti?”

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Gumbygirl

Found a funny:
There is a silent k in knife
There are two silent k’s in knick
knack
And there are three silent k’s in Republican

Horatio Cornblower

Those last three aren’t all that silent these days.

Horatio Cornblower

Balls, is this the hand motion you were going on about last night?

https://bsky.app/profile/sickosfc.bsky.social/post/3mp2yqie44s2l

Mr. Ayo

Thought of that immediately when I saw this.

Horatio Cornblower

I wonder if that Scot who got married in Boston to celebrate the World Cup is about to get divorced in Miami.

scotchnaut

If you’re watching TSN and forgot that the half-time show was sponsored by Coca-Cola, well there’s a certain bottle of carbonated transmission fluid-adjacent drink product in front of every host.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Brazil was responsible for the loss of my virginity, so I feel like I’m compelled to root for them here. Similar to how SonOfSpam would be duty-bound to root for the Vatican, if they ever fielded a team.

SonOfSpam

AMA about how worthless the Swiss Guard are.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean they prevented anyone from interrupting, that’s got to count for something.

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scotchnaut

“Father, are you done yet? Jesus can’t be any further inside me and I’m starting to see stars.”

-Spam

Mr. Ayo

Well Haiti, you probably can’t go home, but you do have to get out of here.

Mr. Ayo

Let’s check in with the assistant referee.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hi.

scotchnaut

“You’ll come up for air when I let you come up for air.”

scotchnaut

The Scottish defense-it’s the Battle of Dunbar all over again, smh.

SonOfSpam

Oh, the Scottish goalie’s named Angus? Sweet.

scotchnaut

My great great grandfather came over from Scotland in the 1880’s (I have an old photo of the farmhouse he built with his bare hands!) so here goes nothing.

Mr. Ayo

Hopefully he made a lot fewer errors than today’s Scots

scotchnaut

He was responsible for a [squints very hard] regional political dynasty and eventually, a shithead that thinks he’s far more funny than his peers think he is!

SonOfSpam

Oh no, Scotland’s about to play in Miami? Might actually see a person melt.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I cannot fathom the culture shock of a Scot going from Boston to Miami. I hope they play in Mexico DF next.

SonOfSpam

Looks like Canadia’s next game will be in LA. Maybe against South Korea.

Who’s in???

(I’m not, what with not being a Chamillionaire, but maybe others will be)

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

failing the “reply to the right comment” challenge

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it, though?

SonOfSpam

The psychic teared up. Seems serious.

scotchnaut

Wouldn’t mind her as my psychic sidechick. Am I right fellas? Hey, where’s everybody going?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Experience has taught me that it’s best to stand clear.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry that they cut off your Johnson, Lebouski

/shows self out

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I heard the Spanish announcer mention “el capitán del Young Boys” and was expecting the camera to cut to Marc Trestman watching from one of the luxury boxes.

Brick Meathook

I’m still on the airplane in the sky. Oops there’s some turbulence. Okay it’s over now.

I just finished watching a movie. The guy next to me is watching soccer.

Are the only ten black people who live in Switzerland also on their soccer team?

I’m currently heading 246° at 36000’ at 535MPH with a 2° nose-up pitch. Although the Venturi principle and downwash are major contributors to aircraft lift, angle of attack is the chief component. Not many people know that.

I’m in seat 1A, which makes me the highest-ranking passenger.

I’m also loaded on Oxycodone. Lots of vodka makes it work better.

Oops there’s some more turbulence. Okay all better now.

Thank you for your time. God bless.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, I’m not a big soccer guy, is the strategy of kicking each other’s legs and ankles working?

Sharkbait

Is that some maple syrup glazed banana cakes I smell?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not yet

scotchnaut

oh my.

Mr. Ayo

Canada: Not dead yet!

blaxabbath

These Canadian fans look so sad getting smashed on their own turf.
I cant imagine any American President being this sad about getting his ass kicked by Iran.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS CANADIAN FÚTBOL TEAM I CALL IT WENDY’S BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH A WEIRD INTERNET GROUP LOVES IT, IT’S TOO LATE FOR IT TO SUCCEED

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who’s running the Canadien suppourt group?

Sharkbait

Red Green?

Gumbygirl

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scotchnaut

Welp, it certainly was a game while it lasted.

Sharkbait

We’ll that’s not very neutral Switzerland

blaxabbath

So it seems like Canada may be the world’s best soccer team since…..the 2026 Bosnia-Herzegovina squad.

scotchnaut

Lace up those skates Motherfuckers.

/the Swiss look much better

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Like clockwork.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sorry, Canucks. As soon as I started watching, your defense became Swiss cheese.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, about to do the dishes. Which world cup match should I watch in Spanish whilst doing that?

Horatio Cornblower

There’s the Xhaka I remember from his Arsenal days!! Just boot that fucking thing 30 rows deep into the stands, my good man.

Horatio Cornblower

I know that was offside but you cannot dick around with the ball like that. Just fucking shoot it.

2Pack

The, you’re a big wuss bitchin about the heat, memes have started circulating.

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SonOfSpam

Do you have AC? Do most people where you live?

2Pack

We do and I’d say most places around here do. The Po river valley gets pretty hot and humid from June through August.

SonOfSpam

Good to hear; while I’ve never been there (YET), seems like it would be a must for non-mountainous parts of the country.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All those pictures of Marika made me forget that there even were non-mountainous parts of the country.

Gumbygirl

I just had a fun hour long on hold/ then phone conversation with the California Franchise Tax Board. My tax return got flagged this year, understandably, because it was the first year I filed as single in over 40 years. The feds figured it out last month and I got my refund, but California was desperately trying to hang on to my 312 bucks! I also got summoned for jury duty. I’ve lived in CA for 7 years, summoned 3 times. I’ve been a registered voter since I was 19 or 20, never been summoned anywhere else.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s a good thing, it means that the state actually prosecutes criminals!

SonOfSpam

We’re not all that trusting of newbs like you.

blaxabbath

Old women just want to convict.

Gumbygirl

The last time I got called was for a child molester case. I got excused because I had to take Gumby to chemo, but I would have convicted that fucker with extreme prejudice!

scotchnaut

Canada, wondrous lady I can see
There’s a spirit running through her
Like the wind that shakes the trees

Go Canada!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPMpog5TkuY

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not so fast, Boeing 737 MAX.

SonOfSpam

Serious question though…what’s it like to be actually proud of your country?

BC Dick

The Lions CFL game in town this weekend has set aside two rows – 63 seats out of 18,500 – as alcohol free.

I’m proud of the open hostility to the teetotaling rose-scented farts crowd and I hope they all can revel in their purity with their noses held high in the very back of the end zone.

scotchnaut

Stupid Carrie Nation cosplayers. What is even the point? My math-which is no doubt wrong-says that’s not even .5% of the total seating capacity.

blaxabbath

Soda gonna be $40/cup in those rows.

Brick Meathook

I’m about to takeoff from the airport so if you see a plane it’s probably me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t really want to talk about it. Schedule isn’t going to help, Hawthorn this week, Freo next.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Bahahahaha even Essendon didn’t lose this week!

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