Request Line: Girls On Top

INT. SIMONETTE RESTAURANT – DAY

The PRODUCER is seated at a table in a French bistro in Culver City drinking a glass of Beaujolais. The PRODUCER’s cellphone is face-up on the bar, revealing an open line to DJ 3000′. The pre-game coverage of the Spain-Belgium match is playing on a television behind the bar. 

PRODUCER: Couldn’t find a Belgian or Spanish restaurant, huh?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: I TRIED. YOU’D THINK A CITY AS LARGE AS LOS ANGELES WOULD HAVE A FEW THAT WOULD BE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ALONG YOUR DIRECTION OF TRAVEL TOWARDS THE STUDIO.

PRODUCER: It’s cool, at least France is still in the tournament. This should probably be my last stop before I see you guys face-to-face.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: WHAT’S THE HURRY? YOU KNOW THE MUSEUM OF JURASSIC TECHNOLOGY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER OR…

A platter of steak frites is set in front of the PRODUCER.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: …YOU COULD JUST STICK AROUND HERE FOR THE GAME, AT LEAST.

PRODUCER: [begins munching on some fries] Yeah that’s not the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: SPEAKING OF IDEAS, HAVE YOU GOT ANY FOR REQUEST LINE?

PRODUCER: Man, not really, I…

The PRODUCER trails off as four fashionable young women walk into the restaurant, chattering with each other and laughing. 

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: OH HEY THAT’S A GOOD ONE.

PRODUCER: It’s what now?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: FEMALE QUARTETS.  WE’RE LOOKING FOR SONGS BY BANDS THAT CONSIST PURELY OF FOUR WOMEN.

PRODUCER: [still trying to covertly ogle the women] Oh, okay, sure. Seems like it might be a little thin.  Is it okay if it’s three women and a guy?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YEAH, I GUESS SO. [console lights flash as he runs a quick calculation] MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SAY THE GROUP MUST INCLUDE AT LEAST FOUR MEMBERS, AND IT HAS TO CONSIST OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN.

PRODUCER: Sounds good to me.  And it’s bonus points for actual female quartets.  Mind if I get us rolling?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: SURE THING.

PRODUCER: DJ 3000′, cue up a little something from the Breeders. On three…two…one…

 

Today’s theme is “Girls on Top”.  We’re looking for songs from bands whose lineups are dominated by women.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4dY45hL3y5F4uLt” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Grass” by XTC was requested by scotchnaut but Gumbygirl recognized it as the puzzle answer and triumphantly claimed the credit.  Enjoy Spain-Belgium today folks, and once again please feel very strongly encouraged to use today’s post as an open thread for discussion of the match. 

 

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SonOfSpam

Meet the Surfrajettes. They do instrumental surf rock, and here they cover a Blondie song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKc7CAixggw

ThurberHerder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk

Obvious puzzle song, amirite?

DJ TAJ
ThurberHerder
DJ TAJ
Horatio Cornblower

‘Why can’t the US win at the highest levels of soccer?”

/watches Doku dribble through the entirety of the Spanish team

“Oh. Oh that’s why.”

ThurberHerder
ThurberHerder
ThurberHerder
Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

More 90s chicks, this band rocked then disappeared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NhqN0KcWAE&pp=ygUVbHVzY2lvdXMgamFja3NvbiBiYW5k

Gumbygirl

No idea why it’s just the link. Let’s try this one
https://youtu.be/Mc0D2XiA75g?is=mxC75ss3sRN5PNgh

SonOfSpam

I enjoy The Donnas (even Mills)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvRT2sy5FE

SonOfSpam

If I remember my internet lore, Rikki once helped this guitarist guy moving a washing machine, but the rest of the band is skirts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3dWBLoU–E&pp=ygUTaG9sZSBjZWxlYnJpdHkgc2tpbg%3D%3D

Sharkbait
SonOfSpam

There are more women than men ONLY if you give John McVie a vagina.

Horatio Cornblower

Considering one of their biggest hits is about his wife fucking one of the roadies…

SonOfSpam
2Pack

The Go Go’s… On a water bed… With a bottle of Wesson oil… was a thing within the platoon back in the day…

2Pack

Met her at a USO gig, she’s really down to earth and pleasant to talk with.

SonOfSpam

Seems that way, nice to hear it’s true

DJ TAJ

Christ I need a beer, I’ll be right back

Hello daddy hello mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EBvXpjudf8

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