Request Line: Girls On Top

INT. SIMONETTE RESTAURANT – DAY

The PRODUCER is seated at a table in a French bistro in Culver City drinking a glass of Beaujolais. The PRODUCER’s cellphone is face-up on the bar, revealing an open line to DJ 3000′. The pre-game coverage of the Spain-Belgium match is playing on a television behind the bar. 

PRODUCER: Couldn’t find a Belgian or Spanish restaurant, huh?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: I TRIED. YOU’D THINK A CITY AS LARGE AS LOS ANGELES WOULD HAVE A FEW THAT WOULD BE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED ALONG YOUR DIRECTION OF TRAVEL TOWARDS THE STUDIO.

PRODUCER: It’s cool, at least France is still in the tournament. This should probably be my last stop before I see you guys face-to-face.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: WHAT’S THE HURRY? YOU KNOW THE MUSEUM OF JURASSIC TECHNOLOGY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER OR…

A platter of steak frites is set in front of the PRODUCER.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: …YOU COULD JUST STICK AROUND HERE FOR THE GAME, AT LEAST.

PRODUCER: [begins munching on some fries] Yeah that’s not the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: SPEAKING OF IDEAS, HAVE YOU GOT ANY FOR REQUEST LINE?

PRODUCER: Man, not really, I…

The PRODUCER trails off as four fashionable young women walk into the restaurant, chattering with each other and laughing. 

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: OH HEY THAT’S A GOOD ONE.

PRODUCER: It’s what now?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: FEMALE QUARTETS.  WE’RE LOOKING FOR SONGS BY BANDS THAT CONSIST PURELY OF FOUR WOMEN.

PRODUCER: [still trying to covertly ogle the women] Oh, okay, sure. Seems like it might be a little thin.  Is it okay if it’s three women and a guy?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YEAH, I GUESS SO. [console lights flash as he runs a quick calculation] MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SAY THE GROUP MUST INCLUDE AT LEAST FOUR MEMBERS, AND IT HAS TO CONSIST OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN.

PRODUCER: Sounds good to me.  And it’s bonus points for actual female quartets.  Mind if I get us rolling?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: SURE THING.

PRODUCER: DJ 3000′, cue up a little something from the Breeders. On three…two…one…

 

Today’s theme is “Girls on Top”.  We’re looking for songs from bands whose lineups are dominated by women.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4dY45hL3y5F4uLt” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Grass” by XTC was requested by scotchnaut but Gumbygirl recognized it as the puzzle answer and triumphantly claimed the credit.  Enjoy Spain-Belgium today folks, and once again please feel very strongly encouraged to use today’s post as an open thread for discussion of the match. 

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This song is about several of you

https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM?is=RqVcYy8Y7R9O3w-b

ballsofsteelandfury
BrettFavresColonoscopy

No Blondie yet? Moose should come back to rough us all up.

https://youtu.be/M6zdLTfH-As?is=tSa6F2VH_gvfT1CT

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Look, we don’t listen to Horatio, why would we listen to your fake people?

scotchnaut

“I feel your pain.”

-Horatio

scotchnaut
SonOfSpam

we’re clearly not following the rules smh

scotchnaut

Women were 50% of the band at the start!

SonOfSpam

AND IT HAS TO CONSIST OF MORE WOMEN THAN MEN

50% would imply an equal number, Canadian math education is nawt impressing this Mexico-toucher.

scotchnaut

Canadian women are worth way more percentage-wise. Your average Texan woman is worth 10% of a guy and she can’t get an abortion. In Ontario if a woman aborts twins she get’s the next abortion free!

scotchnaut

Please give a listen to these girls that I’ve followed since they were in high school. This is not a creepy comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9knQ2FeU_hc&list=RD9knQ2FeU_hc&start_radio=1

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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scotchnaut

Reminds me of my high school days when I cummed on a few windows.

SonOfSpam

Is this the puzzle song? I don’t think it’s a majority-female band, but the singer’s good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLvTGLcyHE&pp=ygUac2xlZXBlciB0aGUgc3VuIGFsc28gcmlzZXM%3D

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How dare you

blaxabbath

Rosebud!

SonOfSpam

YES WE ALL KNOW THAT sorry just can’t figure it out and my self-esteem is pretty low

Mr. Ayo

DAGGER!

So long Waffle House

Mr. Ayo

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Mr. Ayo

Think he would have got the job done though.

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SonOfSpam

Maybe the starting goalie shouldn’t have gotten hurt, bad strategy on his part.

DJ TAJ
DJ TAJ

Cool band live and she has an edge. During a show she was being heckled and got sick of it so she reached down there, pulled a used tampon out and through it at the offending voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtPuURk0U0M

SonOfSpam

“thanks for the teabag”

-Dracula

Gatoraids

Sleater Kinney – Dig Me Out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVp6A0Ufots

Horatio Cornblower

Belgium’s coach seems like someone who is no fun at all.

Mr. Ayo
SonOfSpam

Did I post this because the band name makes me giggle? MAYBE.

Their original name was “We’ve Got a Fuzzbox and We’re Gonna Use It” but they shortened it before they debuted in America. Man, we ruin everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF0aHzNtYsk

ThurberHerder

I feel like I’ve posted Wet Leg enough over the past years, I will let someone else have the honor today

Horatio Cornblower

I was thinking the same for myself and Amyl & The Sniffers.

SonOfSpam

(puts on soccer analyst hat)

Spain is pretty skilled.

(removes soccer analyst hat, puts on anal analyst hat)

Ok, let’s get to the butt stuff.

SonOfSpam

(soccer analyst hat back on)

Oh, Belgium has some skill too.

SonOfSpam

The Last Dinner Party is weird and fun, maybe their most normal song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TgNkts5aDo

ThurberHerder
Horatio Cornblower
ThurberHerder

nice!

SonOfSpam

Meet the Surfrajettes. They do instrumental surf rock, and here they cover a Blondie song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKc7CAixggw

ThurberHerder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk

Obvious puzzle song, amirite?

DJ TAJ
ThurberHerder
DJ TAJ
Horatio Cornblower

‘Why can’t the US win at the highest levels of soccer?”

/watches Doku dribble through the entirety of the Spanish team

“Oh. Oh that’s why.”

ThurberHerder
ThurberHerder
SonOfSpam

This a great song, and also I can never hear their name any way other than Beavis saying “Indiglow Girls”

SonOfSpam

“They need to play the White House.”

Horatio Cornblower

Nah, that’s several years old at this point. They’ve aged out of that venue.

ThurberHerder
Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

More 90s chicks, this band rocked then disappeared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NhqN0KcWAE&pp=ygUVbHVzY2lvdXMgamFja3NvbiBiYW5k

Gumbygirl

No idea why it’s just the link. Let’s try this one
https://youtu.be/Mc0D2XiA75g?is=mxC75ss3sRN5PNgh

SonOfSpam

I enjoy The Donnas (even Mills)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvRT2sy5FE

scotchnaut

Love this tune.

SonOfSpam

If I remember my internet lore, Rikki once helped this guitarist guy moving a washing machine, but the rest of the band is skirts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3dWBLoU–E&pp=ygUTaG9sZSBjZWxlYnJpdHkgc2tpbg%3D%3D

Sharkbait
SonOfSpam

There are more women than men ONLY if you give John McVie a vagina.

Horatio Cornblower

Considering one of their biggest hits is about his wife fucking one of the roadies…

SonOfSpam
2Pack

The Go Go’s… On a water bed… With a bottle of Wesson oil… was a thing within the platoon back in the day…

2Pack

Met her at a USO gig, she’s really down to earth and pleasant to talk with.

SonOfSpam

Seems that way, nice to hear it’s true

DJ TAJ

Christ I need a beer, I’ll be right back

Hello daddy hello mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EBvXpjudf8

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