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Door Flies…Up a Mountain?
Hey kids, it’s Internet Dad. I’m taking a break from dick jokes to talk about something near and dear to my heart, charity. I…
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Hiya Kids! Let’s Have a Chat
Hey guys, nice to see all of you random drunks and weirdos again. It’s your old pal, Internet Dad, the original boss around these…
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IT: An Amblin Entertainment Horror Movie (With SPOILERS)
So, I went to see IT last weekend and I have thoughts. There will be some SPOILERS. S P O I L E R…
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The Home Loan Expert Bracket Challenge
Hey kids, an old pal of Internet Dad’s is running a bracket challenge at www.thehomeloanexpert.com – it’s free to enter and you can win…
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Down With the Russian (Spammers)
Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea…
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The Damned Reds
Hey guys, we are having an influx of Russians trying to gain access to good old DFO. I’m having to approve by hand, so…
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Important Trump News
Being the president is hard, you guys. An unqualified moron can’t actually do it. This has been breaking Trump news. http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/donald-trump-challenges-governing-presidency-234879 Read this and…
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IMPORTANT DFO ANNOUNCEMENT
Door Flies Open will be unavailable for a few hours tonight for server maintenance. I know that we all need it for dick jokes…
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American Kids No Longer a Priority
Betsy DeVos is in charge of educating your kids. They are no longer a priority to the Republican party. You can’t abort them, can’t…
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Old Man Begs For Cash
Hey guys, my birthday is next week. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nice for old Internet Dad, please think about a donation…