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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle.Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.They have no children, but do have the world’s cutest dogs.
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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Door Flies Open will be unavailable for a few hours tonight for server maintenance.  I know that we all need it for dick jokes and such, but it should only be down an hour or two at the most.  The outage will start at roughly 12:30 a.m. DFO Time (Central).  I apologize for the inconvenience and hope that you will continue to patronize Door Flies Open for all of your dick joke needs.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.
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http://68.media.tumblr.com/844fb846306d5667cac5bc1f70e987e0/tumblr_mx026jx3Ki1swh3svo1_500.gif

GREAT; that’s when I make my best comments.

*Still not good comments, butt hey.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Jeeze, I’m out of touch with my Imaginary Internet Friends for a few days and Internet Dad changes everything!

How I feel right now:
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/lifesize-star-wars-han-solo-frozen-in-carbonite-walldoor-decal-4.jpg

/Slams door. HARD. Plays Depeche Mode too loud and scribbles in his journal.

blaxabbath

BRING BACK NAT!

JerBear50
JerBear50

Nahh, he’s uncomfortable with blackouts, even of the internet variety.

SonOfSpam

Wait…who are we outing tonight?

Gratliff

Is this related to the fact that this text box is giving me LiveJournal flashbacks?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fack you, Tawmmy.

Don T

The Ryan twins preparing for the Combine:
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Sharkbait

Excuse me, but I can’t allow this maintenance.

*Finally has an excuse to use that line rather than answer to it*

New commenting system looking great BTW