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Door Flies Open will be unavailable for a few hours tonight for server maintenance. I know that we all need it for dick jokes and such, but it should only be down an hour or two at the most. The outage will start at roughly 12:30 a.m. DFO Time (Central). I apologize for the inconvenience and hope that you will continue to patronize Door Flies Open for all of your dick joke needs.
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GREAT; that’s when I make my best comments.
*Still not good comments, butt hey.
Jeeze, I’m out of touch with my Imaginary Internet Friends for a few days and Internet Dad changes everything!
How I feel right now:
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/lifesize-star-wars-han-solo-frozen-in-carbonite-walldoor-decal-4.jpg
/Slams door. HARD. Plays Depeche Mode too loud and scribbles in his journal.
BRING BACK NAT!
Nahh, he’s uncomfortable with blackouts, even of the internet variety.
Wait…who are we outing tonight?
Is this related to the fact that this text box is giving me LiveJournal flashbacks?
Fack you, Tawmmy.
The Ryan twins preparing for the Combine:
Excuse me, but I can’t allow this maintenance.
*Finally has an excuse to use that line rather than answer to it*
New commenting system looking great BTW
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