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DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle.Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.They have no children, but do have the world’s cutest dogs.
Latest posts by Darkest Timeline Zack Morris (see all)
- The Chiefs at the Bye – Probably Not Good Enough – November 23, 2018
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- An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder – August 8, 2018
Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea who pointed out our tiny dick joke blog to them so’s I can moiderize ’em?