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Reporting from the heart of Darkness, Orlando,Florida. Internet Dad is getting awfully tired of hand to hand combat with Russian trolls, guys. Any idea who pointed out our tiny dick joke blog to them so’s I can moiderize ’em?
Down With the Russian (Spammers)
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I don’t know who it could be*.
*Sill
Is it because we leaked that Instagram video of Vladdy doing the Marilyn Monroe-ish “Happy Birthday, Mister President” striptease FOAR American Fuhrer??”
FWIW, I have it on good authority that balls watches a lot of Russian bear porn. Maybe they followed him back?
(shhhhh….be cool Anastasia, I got this, he’ll never know it was us…I’m framing balls now)
More importantly….
Da Fuq you doing in Florida? Gonna take weeks to get that smell out of your clothes.
My work IT guy sometimes has to spend days on it. At one point a few years ago it was Chinese, now Russian language and “unknown” origin stuff. He has to spend enough time on that causing real shit not to get fixed.
[thick crappy Russian accent] zJu no think FSB knows about shsor leettle site of DFO vis the anti-Trump feelingz?
Oooh, I want one of those.
(and the tiny giraffe, too)
I blame Jeff Sessions and Michael Flynn.
How much you wanna bet he still says “nigras?”
Idle hands make the devil’s plaything, now that the election is over.
Do we have a double agent?
Strong blog!! Strong country!!!
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