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Fiscal Conservative Now Oxymoron
Republican lawmakers have pledged $12-15 billion to build an unnecessary wall. Healthcare isn’t something the government should be paying for somehow.
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Jim Tomsula To Bring Shoe Soup To Redskins Practice
The Redskins have given itinerant worker Jim Tomsula a new home, and a new group to teach the tricks of train-hopping and bindle packing.
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Betsy DeVos Is Going To Make Your Kids Stupider, If Possible
This moron can’t tell the difference between proficiency and growth as a measure for students. I’m glad I didn’t breed.
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New Updates Section
Breaking News – Door Flies Open Adds New Updates Sidebar – Terribly Written News Updates in 20 Words or Less!
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A Primer For Newly-Orphaned Chargers Fans
The San Diego Chargers have returned home, to their original home of Los Angeles. (Is that how I do it, LA Rams fans?) Regardless…
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Jeff Fisher Did His Job
The Rams have fired Jeff Fisher, per Chris Mortensen. Since Mort is generally solid, I’m going with it. After my theory on Jeff Fisher…
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God Dammit, America
You really did it. You elected. Donald. Fucking. J. Fucking. Trump. As president of the United States of America. I mean, I just typed…
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The Itchy Brain
The NFL player awoke Monday morning with his normal headache, along with the typical aches and pains of a Monday after a tough game. …
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The Buttons…They Do Nothing
The New York Times today ripped the band-aid off a long held secret. The buttons that you push every day to help speed you…