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The Factory Is Open For Business
So, it’s time. You jackasses chose the Cleveland Browns for me after the Rams left, so let’s get this over with. The Cleveland Browns…
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Has It Been That Long…? Open Thread
Hey there kids, it’s your Absent Stepfather, Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I was looking back fondly at the earlier days of this wonder site…
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Bottom of the Beer Barrel
As many of you know, I live in St. Louis. Don’t feel for me, I may have lost the Rams, but I gained from…
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Tuesday Night Open Thread, Brought To You By “Takes on Fire”
Big news this week, as Fox Sports has announced how they’ll be deploying friend of the site Jason Whitlock. He and fellow esteemed sportstalker…
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So Long Skip
So Skip Bayless is leaving TV forever and ever and ever, huh? Oh, he’s just going to Fox Sports? Well, 6 of one, I…
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Fan Free Agency
As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog. I am also a man…
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The “Oh No, Katherine Webb Has to Wear a Parka” Late Playoff Game Open Thread
They’re predicting freezing rain for the annual Cincinnati first round disappointment this year, adding to the suspense. How will it happen? Will AJ McCarron…
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A Dispatch From America’s Worst City, Apparently
“I’ve been around St. Louis and Missouri a major portion of my life, I’ve never had any desire to lead the charge out of…
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Football’s Rasputin: The Jeff Fisher Mystery
Jeff Fisher, with records of 7-8-1, 7-9, 6-10, and now 7-9 will apparently be back to coach the St. Louis/Los Angeles/San Antonio/London/Kalamazoo/Wall Walla/Cucoumonga Rams…
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Stuck In the Wood Chip-per
The Eagles have released one Charles Edward “Chip” Kelly as head coach of the Philadelphia Iggles. I think our next DFO Prediction ContestT should…