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Goodbye, Kitchenette
Gawker has decided, in its INFINITE wisdom, to remove some of its subdomains and focus on the shitshow megacarnival that is the American political…
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Lions Clean House: Caldwell Stands Still, Keeps Job
The Detroit Lions cleaned up a part of the house today, firing GM Martin Mayhew and team president Tom Lewand in a sweep of…
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The Texans Hitchhiker
As I traveled extensively in a former occupation, I have seen events to destroy men’s souls and psyches. One fall, I was in Houston,…
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Hasta la Vista, Grantland
ESPN has officially killed their longform storytelling boutique site, and the inspiration for the greatest subdomain on the interwebs, the MMQB. http://espnmediazone.com/us/espn-statement-regarding-grantland/ While Simmons’…
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All Movie Baseball Team
Hey guys, it’s time for something stupid. Inspired by an email chain from today, here’s my team of fictional film baseball players. My rule…
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The Rams Bye Week Update
Hey there, fellow Rams fans! Well, fuck you guys. I’m only here until they move, so I can just openly root for my fantasy…
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Let’s Try This Again: Republican Debates Y’All!
Hey guys, some of you may remember the last Republican debates that we hosted here as an UNMITIGATED disaster. Well, we’re going to do…
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The First Real Open Thread of the Season!
Holy crap, it’s here. We have ACTUAL, COUNTING FOOTBALL for the first time in roughly 10 quatrillion years. We’ve been subjected to preseason football,…
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A Conversation About The Rams
This is a transcript of a conversation overheard at another table about the St. Louis Rams, soon to be the Los Angeles Rams of…
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The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET
ANNOUNCER: When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE…