The Detroit Lions cleaned up a part of the house today, firing GM Martin Mayhew and team president Tom Lewand in a sweep of their “football operations”. Why was Jim Caldwell retained?
He’s a MASTER OF DISGUISE!
Jim Caldwell has the uncanny ability to stand perfectly motionless, meaning that if this coaching thing doesn’t work out, he can always find a second career as furniture. He may be as effective as he is coaching.
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Hey Moose, did you review that stout yet that you mentioned last weekend or is it still coming?
I’ll probably put it on Sexy Friday….. after some beers.
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“Jim, I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go.”
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“OH JESUS, PUT THAT AWAY! YOU’RE STILL ON THE TEAM! YOU’RE STILL ON THE TEAMMM!”
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I think Martha Ford went into the office to fire him, saw that stare, and decided that keeping Caldwell is better than winding up as a skin suit.
Sometimes a quarterback just needs to reset himself with a change of scenery.
Is it too late to move the Lions back to the Silverdome?
He’s like Predator! But less deadly!
He blends in so well.
T-Rex been looking for him for eons.
Who’s ready to GET HYPE for BayBay vs. Undead Bill Snyder and K State??
Jim Caldwell – kitchen chair. $30
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“Hey Kerry, you wanna go halfsies on that chair?”
– Aaron Rodgers
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The Loins went 11-5 and were a playoff team last year. What in the shit happened?
Every few years Detroit has a “gas leak” season that just doesn’t fit with the overall narrative. It’s best to just chalk it up as a hallucination and not think about it.
I want to know where all the fucking ‘expert’ and ‘insiders’ were with the Lions this season. Bet you can go back to the ESPN preseason prediction chart and the Lions are a playoff team across the board (along with back-to-back AFC Finalists IND).
At least [DFO]ers think they’re pretty funny but I bet our preseason prediction spreadsheet is more accurate than “the pros”.
Jim Clamwell, Milford man.
Oh snap, this needs to be on the DFO banner.
Outstanding!
“A good coach should be neither seen nor heard.” — Martha Ford
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I’ve never seen Jim Caldwell so surprised and relieved.
You know he didn’t blink when he heard the news.