Fan Free Agency

As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog.  I am also a man without a country, NFL fandom-wise.  Not all of you know, but I’m a born-and-bred St. Louisian, so today’s news hits me HARD.  I’ve now had two teams leave me.  The team of my youth, the Cardinals, left because we wouldn’t build them a stadium.  The team that brought a Super Bowl and the most entertaining football I have ever watched, the Rams, is leaving because…um…an asshole with 7.7 billion dollars needs to be richer.

My city has bent over backwards to appease a poorly mustached dillweed in a fixed match where he was going to get his way regardless of what we did.  So, the Rams are leaving.  The only city that tried to keep their team loses it, while Oakland gets extra money that was denied to St. Louis, even though they have no plan for a stadium, and play in a stadium built in the 60’s. This means that I’m unshackled.  I will never watch the Rams as a fan again, only as my least-favorite team.  I know I solicited requests for a new team, but let’s have a little bit of fun with it.  Here is every team I will consider. Not making the cut? Rams [DUH] Cardinals [ALSO ABANDONED ME] and Patriots [JUST NO].  The St. Louis Rams are dead, long live…

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