So, I've decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot
On the heels
of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum
pageant poll, I've decided to mine the collective minds of the Commentist Party in search of the definitive answer to the vexing questions of our time.
After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the findings... we have our results from the [DFO] Commentist Survey once again, folks! Be sure to check out our top-of-the-line, A1-caliber interactive pie charts for further info
It's about that time of year, folks... Once again, we'd like to get some input from you on what to do with this here website! Hopefully your input can lead to some good updates and changes for the positive at the [DFO] clubhouse - maybe some new wallpaper and carpeting
Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you who took the time to participate. And thank you for not skewing the sets too badly this year. Much appreciated.
As always, these are interactive pie charts - if
We're back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey - once again, we're hoping to collect some info on all of you, our readers and Commentists, in the hopes of improving this place for all of us. Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, our Internet Dad, has been hard at work
And so on.
This week's CrimeBeat! is brought to you by the letters F and U, and the number tequila. It's a Satan's Asshole week at CrimeBeat! Home Office, between work, grandparental health issues and it being Day 15 of Dr. Mrs. Mayhem being in the goddamned Himalayas. Enjoy your week,
Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it's a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there's reason yet to be positive: we're still alive! No but seriously, there's lots of good things coming up this year that we're hoping to write about on here.
As many of you know, I am the founder and proprietor of this particular dick joke and football blog. I am also a man without a country, NFL fandom-wise. Not all of you know, but I'm a born-and-bred St. Louisian, so today's news hits me HARD. I've now had two