We’re back, folks! This is the 2nd annual Commentist survey – once again, we’re hoping to collect some info on all of you, our readers and Commentists, in the hopes of improving this place for all of us. Darkest Timeline Zack Morris, our Internet Dad, has been hard at work on some backend changes as always (including a shiny new comments system!), and hopefully everything we collect here can go into improving our front-end #content that we all love to produce for you!
Results will be out this time next week in the form of some tasty pie charts! Mmm… pie…
Would anyone be even a little interested in reading a couple of times a month Formula One feature? The cars this year are supposed to be laying down the fastest laps of all time with a fairly badass new look. I follow the sport pretty closely and I’d love to contribute something like that to DFO.
I’d read it.
Unlike the census, I answered honestly.
And that day…. he became a man.
More Grammy news.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/as-i-lay-dying-frontman-who-tried-to-hire-hitman-to-kill-his-wife-released-from-prison/ar-AAmNFCr?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Internet comments DO work.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/former-dolphins-de-quentin-moses-dies-in-georgia-house-fire/ar-AAmRdWz?OCID=ansmsnnews11
*WAAAAAAAY too soon.
I want the +1s to display who gave you the thumb. ACCOUNTABILITY!
Accountability; in my office:
1. Rage, give presentations, make sure people know what it is.
2. Change nothing, scapegoat and practice favoritism.
ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.
“My accountability, bear in mind,”
Said the Grand Vizier: “Yes, yes,”
Said the Shah: “I do — ’tis the only kind
Of ability you possess.”
—Joram Tate
The Devil’s Dictionary – Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
Hey! Under “How Do You Watch Football” there is no space for “Without Pants”. Fuck this
I believe that was assumed.
Point
NORTH! I too, become erect without pants.
“What team do you root for?
San Diego Chargers”
Well, fuck it, I guess 12:30 isn’t too early to start drinking on a Monday.
I VOTED FOR DICK NIXON
YOUR SISTER LEFT OUT NIXON!
*Obligatory
Done. Yes, I’m the one that asked for more anal sex content.
I don’t think anyone was unclear on that.
“The one“???
I heard DTZM is always hard at work on the backend.
Impeachment hearings will be live blogged, yes?
More Boltman. Zero Soccer.
Now I’m picturing some form of aerial soccer involving Japanese Zeros.
Considering it’s two teams of Zeros, that’s just a demolition derby in the air, ball be damned.
BOLTMAN and I appreciate the continued use of the proper city that belongs before my former team, but that needs to be updated too.
I didn’t know the Olympics were this summer
Whoops, fixed.
Affe Gehütete Obersten Führer didn’t like the medal count, so he’s going to make them hold the Rio Games again, AND make the Brazilians pay for it!
I contributed!
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/6/69/The_simpsons_ralph_wiggum-1-.png
I still think we should ask “What field does your Internet persona work in?”
I mostly focus on bird law….
Part of me now wants to dress up as my HRTN persona for Halloween, but there is absolutely no way I have the body for it and nobody wants to see that.
INDEPENDANTLY WEALTHY WITH A UUUUUUGE COCK AND A BALLSACK THAT WOULD VAPOR-LOCK AN AIRBUS A380.
MY, WHAT AN ATTRACTIVE SCROTUM!!
Woo hoo! Sleazy Hollywood Producer!
I’ll have you know I’m an associate one of those, whatever that is. At least I am according to a certain hard riding movie poster…
Half bad umpire/half opera singer of course.
Bourble wrangler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFzrRmdhuA&ab_channel=ChristopheGROSSO
Done!
YEAH! I’M THE KING OF THE ANNUAL SURVEY! WOOOOOOO!