Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family.  I’ve been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight’s festivities, to of course give our army of brigands a place to let loose and make their assorted dick jokes and gif drops.

In what I’m going to watch news, I am 3 episodes into The Boys on Amazon and I am ready for more really inappropriate superhero action, probably followed by another episode of Holey Moley, which is awesome.

What the heck is happening tonight in sports?

After the Mets (wait, they’ve won 10 of 11?) knocked off the Marlins in the opener of a doubleheader, we have a fairly full slate of based-on-balls tonight.

Already in progress as I write this are the:

Yankees at Orioles

Brewers at Pirates

Rangers at Indians

White Sox at Tigers

Royals at Red Sox

Angels at Reds

Blue Jays at Rays

Marlins at Mets in the second half of the doubleheader

A’s at Cubs

and

Braves at Twins

If you’re still waiting, you’re probably watching

Phillies at Diamondbacks at 8:40

Nationals at Giants at 8:45

or if you’re really smart like old Internet Dad

Cardinals at Dodgers at 9:10

Question: does pro wrestling count here?  If so, Monday Night Raw is happening?

It’s going to be a long night in the Morris house, but we’ll get through it together.

Now, to THE OPEN THREAD