2017 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Your Week 2 Quotables below.


“At least somebody in Shitty Clipper Land remembered to bring their laser pointer….” -King Hippo

“That’s pretty bold…last time #24 shot through a white rim, Kobe got brought up on charges.” -SonOfSpam

“Just out of reach, like all good things for those from Buffalo.” -ArmedandHammered


“‘Time to set up another one on charges.’ -Belichick” -nomonkeyfun

“Donald Trump (looking at phone): ‘Hey, look at this Lynch dance!’ Jeff Sessions (staring at legal pad): ‘Yeah, they always do til they run outta air.'” -SonOfSpam

“I want to fly at an eagle To his knee Fly at an eagle Let my momentum carry me” -ArmedandHammered

“Tony Sparano’s Football: ….. [cums]” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.

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These are brilliant.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t understand your naming convention, but I’m intrigued

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Gfycat randomly assigns file names based on adjective-adjective-animal.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

If it was “Best Animated GIF of an Airplane Engine” I would dominate that particular category.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’ll get right on these. And last week’s.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It’s SonOfSpam’s world, we’re all just living in it.

SonOfSpam

Had we but world enough, and time

YAY I CAN HAZ WORLD NOW

ballsofsteelandfury

Any time anyone makes a Kobe anal rape joke, I’m a happy dude.