Request Line: Masters (and also Masters Day 2 Open Thread)

Given our ongoing technical issues, it’s inspiring that so many people showed up to participate in Request Line last week. With apologies for the brevity today (I’m becoming a fancy Hollywood player, so I have to start building my skill at abandoning those who got me where I am today), I thought today’s topic could be the famous golf tournament in Augusta, Georgia, which began yesterday and will finish on Sunday. I can’t think of a single song about golf off the top of my head, so please be as liberal as you like in your interpretation of the theme, and please feel free to comment on the ongoing Masters tournament while you’re ate it. I’ll get us started with a band who is no stranger to the country club (not actually joking, Lars Ulrich made a bid to become a professional tennis player while still in his teens). Have at thee!

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Bogdanski

Hootie and the blowfish had a video of them golfing, back when MTV played videos ( blah blah get of my lawn you damn cloud) figuring out the song would require putting effort into something hootie related and that ain’t gonna happen

SonOfSpam

Dude.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m on Masters right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmI_FT4YHU

Dunstan

The reason Tiger won’t be at The Masters this year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k

SonOfSpam

A Buick no less (or whatever it was)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIOAlaACuv4

SonOfSpam

Phil Mickelson, watching his 2nd shot sail 50 yards over the green:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7CTEdDvsdk

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Shout out to the people watching The Masters at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Usually on the par 5s.

(Also, a very good WW2 movie with Clint Eastwood)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46TKmvPDGGs

SonOfSpam

MLB asked the question the PGA won’t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhYn7ryaWNE

SonOfSpam

Yeah. “Um…do you know who we are?”

SonOfSpam

Elin got pissed when she found out about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=036R6LFhId0

Dunstan

Until pretty recently, this song described every member of Augusta:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gFF-z9OS8

SonOfSpam

When the Augusta greens dry out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t3cBTb3xPc

SonOfSpam

Unlike any other

(fun fact: none of these people could be Augusta members, for…reasons)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDtabTufxao

Dunstan

Nice

TheRevanchist

How about something from Huey Lewis & The News album Sports.

https://youtu.be/8TdaXhpjHws

Dunstan

Or really, their entire next album, Fore!

TheRevanchist

I hate it when I’m wrong, but I think my wife revels in it.

Dunstan

Only song about golf that comes to my mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB-8XJFWBy4