That's right, baby. Ain't nobody more popular than the backup QB, especially when he's the redneck nephew of Jim Kelly, who somehow managed to get kicked out of fucking Clemson yet be 10 times smarter than functional illiterate Paxton Lynch. Anyway, here's the delightful Brandon Perna to take you through Swag
Alright, alright! So how is everyone doing today? My name Sil---bastian….Sebastian Blax and I am here today to continue [DFO]'s preview of all 32 NFL teams! Its early on in the series but we're off to a great start here including our annual treat of Fozz/BAL hate,, honest assessments about
INTERIOR - ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES - MIDDAY
[A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the funeral for Faye Spanos is about to get underway. However, due to the vast size of the church, the audience seems dwarfed by comparison. The organ softly
I saw the question posited by That's Good Sports (video linked below), and the more I thought about it...the more it made sense. Though nobody in LaLa Land may care (nah, who am I kidding, everybody wants to RRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!), the front office saw a 2017 beastly offensive performance peter
Good afternoon everybody and welcome to New York City...adjacent East Rutherford, New Jersey, for my Hacky Ass™ Roast of the New York Giants. That’s right, we’re doing a roast. Why? Because almost all team previews on comedy sites are roasts at heart, I’m going to cut the bullshit and just start
*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile on his face, until he reads the latest headline on AOL's main page*
Trump in a sarcastic voice: Oh you really nailed me there, Oliver. I've been
I am the horny housewife of NFL fandom.
I’m married to a sports team. A respectable team. The kind of team you could bring home to meet your parents. I should be happy, you know? We’ve got four wonderful titles together. A rich history. A legacy franchise. My friends of other
Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau
Hello kiddies! I'm back.
Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay they felt (the fools) safe enough to swing open the doors of the mentally wounded and desperately depraved ward and let me have a visit but this visit comes
Yes, my hometown side has traded an antebellum, ass-pinchy owner who liked to be addressed as "Mistuh" with a Yinzer who made fun of an aspiring Fuhrer (who, not uncoincidentally, also likes to be called "Mister"). Dunno how much that will translate to immediate on-field improvements, but it has to
Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop associating their team with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the Miami Dolphins have now become associated with fascism. Way to go guys!
Last season, Kenny Stills, Donkey Kong
A Familar tune begins to play....
Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I broke my back for my living
I don't need to fight, to prove I'm right
I shouldn't have apologized for being asked to be forgiven....
Hello all, welcome to Brocky's preview of the 2018 Houston Texans' season. You no
Exterior - Vikings Training Camp. Day.
The team practices in full pads. Coach Zimmer is observed at a distance and is unusually quiet.
Vikings GM Rick Speilman addresses the media.
Rick Speilman: "Coach Zimmer doesn't have any statement to make as of today but I can answer any team related questions you may