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The Arizona Cardinals in 2025: A 2025 Arizona Cardinals Preview Post
Wasting no time here…. When we last left off with this NFL ownership side quest that is Mike Bidwill’s tenure as leader of the…
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“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview
Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I’ve decided the time has…
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50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It’s the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the “Gold” anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams…
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A Letter To My Forthcoming Child: Your 2025 New England Patriots Season Preview
Dear forthcoming child, With so much to do to prepare for your mid-November arrival, I wanted to take a few minutes to write down…
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Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread
2024 PREDICTION: “3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he’s not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of…
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Bay Area Body Bags: 2024 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week (and Open Thread)
AUTHORS NOTE: You may be wondering why I am writing the Niners Bye Week Update a week after their bye. The simple answer is…
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Roach at the Hen Dance: 2024 Titans Preview
About 20 teams dominate NFL discourse in all its manifestations, from yelling between fans to the hurling of fecal hashtags, and even “Letter to…
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A Very Denver Broncos Season Preview
Broncos fans have left behind the “Let’s Ride” motto in favor of “It’s Bo Time,” a slogan long employed by southern regional fried chicken…
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