Team Previews

Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

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2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful. It's not just Eric from Lackawanna putting his injury settlement on the line picking them to go to the Super Bowl. It's everyone. The Bills are currently 7:2

Birdcano ’22 – An Arizona Cardinals Football Club Season Preview

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Feels to me like the Glendale-based Arizona Cardinals have been showing up in the offseason press more than usual and definitely more than they deserve (in terms of on-field relevance). It started as their 2021 season came to a close with an absolutely humiliating wildcard defeat under the thrusting hips

A 1,000% Rational Titans Bye Report (2021 Playoffs)

Don T -
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We’re into the meaty portion of the 2021 postseason, and what an occasion for NFL calendar pedantry (2022 starts after the Superb Owl), and also crowing about the Tennessee Titans Tits of Titanium being the AFC’s #1 seed. Ok. In reconsideration, more score-settling than crowing. A. During Weeks 7-17, everyone gave mad love

Cincinnati Bengals Bye Week Update – State of the Steelers

ballsofsteelandfury -
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First of all, allow me to show off this bad boy: I love me some Cincinnati. I love WKRP. I think Redshirt is one of our coolest commenters. I have fond memories of watching Ken Anderson play back in the day. Unfortunately, the National Football League franchise knowns as

Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 GLORIOUS BUFFALO BILLS Bye Week Update

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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So, apparently they played football last weekend? The Big Bye (wherein nearly 20% of the league was idle) hit especially hard this year, because it included the guaranteed AFC Champion Buffalo Bills. Did I go there? Yes I did, you craven weirdos. GUARANTEED. AFC. CHAMPIONS. That noise you hear from Orchard Park?

Tuesday Night Open Thread and 2021 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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So I missed the traditional Bye Week Update window for the Santa Clara 49ers (2-3, third in the NFC West by virtue of not having played) largely because I didn't realize until Sunday night that they were on a bye. And that is somewhat telling about the team so far: mediocre,

What Could Go Wrong? – Your 2021 Houston Texans Preview

Anthony In TX -
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The 2021 season is almost here! It hasn't started yet! As the resident Houston Texans fan (and the only one within 5,000 square miles), I felt it was only appropriate that I be the one who previews this season’s Texans. I’m going to keep it simple, but here’s the TL;DR:

Where’s The Love?! – Titans 2021 Preview

Don T -
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Everybody loves scoring: players, gamblers, singles, spouses, addicts, etc. NFL fans are no different. Every football fan wants to root for an offense that feasts on opponents as ravenously as the Taliban over U.S. military equipment. Point is: the Titans deserve more prime time games because But TVs continue to show

They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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[Author's Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread.  Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news is Tyrod Taylor being named the Texans starter.  Given that Jack Easterby has replaced the Texans medical staff with three faith healers and a televangelist, I

Your Cobb-led together Packers preview

Game Time Decision -
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First off, the "Cobb-led" joke is brought to you by Balls. I'm not nearly smrt enough to think of that joke. Your 2021 Packers will be team of many questions and hopefully a few answers. Mainly it will be how long does Rodgers want to play and want to play