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The Literal AI-Generated Headline is – Indianapolis Colts: A Season of Transition
I did a Colts preview a few years ago (I think it’s a relevant read) and, the days being COVID (well, there’s a virus…
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Walking the Walk with a Withered Leg – Ravens Preseason Punchout
See that sentence? I just tore my ACL, sprained my thumb, and suffered a hamstring injury where the tendon unfurled like a flag, burst…
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Purdy Crazy Out There: 2024 San Francisco 49ers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: None. Which is probably good since I would have fallen short of the 2023 REALITY: 12-5; lost the Super Bowl in a…
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Great Expectations Eagles 2024 Preview
Fall is coming as are my roller coaster of emotions during the NFL season. Can’t wait. Last year the Iggles came out of the…
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Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview
Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few…
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“Any Presentation Can Be A Preview” – A 2024 Seahawks Preview
Hi again, I’m back again, but this time to provide some sort of preview for the team I see most often – the Seattle…
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The Party’s Over… For Now, At Least: Your 2024 New England Patriots Season Preview
Last season was the nadir of the New England Patriots. It had to be. It MUST be. After utter disaster on the field and…
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THE END OF NOThING
As I write this I’m looking up. Is this where it ends or is it about to begin? 14 years of melancholy and…
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“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview
The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating in one of the great…
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Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview
Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You’re one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I’m legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the…