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Like Tears In Rain: 2024 Buffalo Bills Preview
2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” 2023 REALITY:…
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Ding Dong, Aaron Donald Is Gone (2024 RAMMITT Preview)
It’s finally happened. After threatening to retire for what seems like every offseason of his career, Aaron Donald, the most terrifying defensive lineman in…
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“Still Chasing That Dragon” – Your 2024 Atlanta Falcons Preview
Hi everyone, I’ve emerged from the union lair to live up to my responsibilities and provide a season preview of everyone’s favoUrite team, the…
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The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for…
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Your 2024 Cincinnati Bengals Preview: Raising the Bar on Mediocrity
It’s that time of the year again. Summer is in full spring. The stores are in Back-to-School Sale mode. Politicians suddenly give a flying…
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Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. “Parity” has been the…
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“Gurg on this!”: Georgia at the Euros – A Tuesday Morning Euros Open Thread
Georgia, home of Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. Oh… err… umm…I mean “Georgia – where ‘Strength is in Unity’.” Needs more Pips. Hi everyone, it’s…
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“Koka për Kokë”: Albania at the Euros & Third Match Open Thread
Good morning, everyone. It’s your old pal Beerguy here, dropping in for a little bit to help out with some preview coverage in advance…
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Your 2023-2024 Chicago Bears Preview
Banner photo from here. 3 posts from me in one week? You’re fucking welcome. What’s that? You have a complaint? What do you mean…
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Green Bay Packers preview
When doing some research for this poorly thought out season preview, I went to see what I said about the Packers last year, but…