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Racing from the Front: An Arizona Cardinals Bye-Week Update
So the Cardinals are in first in the NFC West. For only that reason, we’re gonna do this straight. Cards were on bye last…
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Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview
Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You’re one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I’m legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the…
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2023 AZ Cardinals at the Bye
The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team…
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It’s Nobody’s Business But Ours: A 2023 Arizona Cardinals Preview
New GM. New head coach. Carryover franchise[-priced] quarterback hurt and out for up-to the entire season. In 2022’s Hortatio Did the Draft: Arizona Cardinals…
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Enter the Preseason – Sunday Open Thread
This is the problem. Jesus needs to be decisive on the handoff. A deep zone is not Gethsemane. Just run the play as designed…
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Nary a Hope or a Prayer: A 2021 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview
Listen, we do this every year. Every. Single. Got. Damn. Year. Dogg. And what are the three common threads we see? 1. Team Owner…
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From Worst to “Maybe they can pull off what the Browns are doing except with concentration camps in their state.”: A 2019 Arizona Cardinals Preview
Short Two Sentence Preview: The Arizona Cardinals are a dysfunctional franchise without competent leadership in the front office and, naming it’s third head coach…
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The Cardinals Way
Can I just say something here? It may be a minority view around this place but surely not one that I feel won’t be…
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Is it Really a ‘Bye’ if You Haven’t Shown Up All Season? : Your 2018 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update
The Arizona Cardinals. Look it, I hate this fucking franchise. Period. Full stop. Arizona is loaded with bad sports teams but the Cardinals are…
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Arizona Cardinals Preview (2018)
Alright, alright! So how is everyone doing today? My name Sil—bastian….Sebastian Blax and I am here today to continue [DFO]’s preview of all 32…