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The Arizona Cardinals in 2025: A 2025 Arizona Cardinals Preview Post
Wasting no time here…. When we last left off with this NFL ownership side quest that is Mike Bidwill’s tenure as leader of the…
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Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview
Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You’re one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I’m legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the…
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2023 AZ Cardinals at the Bye
The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team…
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It’s Nobody’s Business But Ours: A 2023 Arizona Cardinals Preview
New GM. New head coach. Carryover franchise[-priced] quarterback hurt and out for up-to the entire season. In 2022’s Hortatio Did the Draft: Arizona Cardinals…
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Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update
The Arizona Cardinals 2022 season is dead. Okay, given the lack of separation in the league (and Week 18 games), they’re technically not dead…
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Nary a Hope or a Prayer: A 2021 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview
Listen, we do this every year. Every. Single. Got. Damn. Year. Dogg. And what are the three common threads we see? 1. Team Owner…
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“They are dying. That’s true. And you – it is what it is.”: A 2020 Arizona Cardinals Preview
Let me preface by saying I have no expectation that the 2020 NFL season will play out and the Arizona Cardinals have already refunded…
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Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.
I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to…
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#MAZDA (Make Arizona Decent Again: A 2017 Arizona Cardinals Team Preview)
As the resident [DFO] Trump Supporter (suck it libs), I feel it’s important to regularly look back and review what THE LIBERAL FAKE NEWS…
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“I Just Don’t Have A Parole Officer” – A Boots on the Ground Experience
Though somehow the fifth sixth fifth a top ten most populous American city, Phoenix is yet to produce a Boots on the Ground feature…