Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update

DJ TAJ - November 15, 2023November 15, 2023

Start here... What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations are like you're imagining something, I will be happy, I will be pretty. Knowing full well that nothing, Nothing, ever goes as planned. Expectation implies envisioning your lottery dream,

Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2023August 17, 2023

As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a voice is heard asking "Who are you? What do you want?" The figure outside speaks from a different plane in reality and says “You have to invite me in” From

2022 New Orleans Saints Team Preview

DJ TAJ - September 8, 2022September 8, 2022

The Rattle of Metal Ghosts Everyone is dead, nothing left, smoke is all you see, the sound of laughter from little devils surrounds you. Burning and pestilence, greed and blood, dishonor, lie to hide the truth. We have to go to war with ourselves. Murder most foul right in my own

A very DJ TAJ Saints Preview

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2021August 17, 2021

banner image via Or if you will, Drew has gone to heaven.For years now you’ve bitched and whined he’s too old, you opined, he’s too slow, he can’t throw for shit! Well now smartass he’s gone, hell he may call one of this year's Saints games on T.V. but he ain’t

New Orleans Saints Season Preview: A DJ TAJ Joint

yeah right - August 26, 2020August 24, 2020

Oh What, You Don't have one of these? It's Okay You can Kiss mine Football, what’s football? I know what a pandemic is, I didn’t used to, but I damn sure know now. First let me say that of course I want the cherished game televised in all its splendor right in my

The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye

yeah right - November 5, 2019November 4, 2019

As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a dark scary corner in Hell where I dwell, so, what's wrong with that? How about a completely new side from your old Taj Bone'r? Let's try something happier. Never

Saints Team Preview 2019

yeah right - August 20, 2019August 16, 2019

He's not dead, he's drunk! Two years in a row the sky crashed open, the world ended in violence and heartbreak. Some kind of voodoo magic fills the air, smoke pestilence, outrage, disgrace no other way to explain it. No one giggles anymore. The game was over, victory was ours and then

Your “Wait, the Saints are 5-1? When the hell did this happen?” New Orleans Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 17, 2018October 17, 2018

I have a neighbor who is a Saints fan. I've hardly spoken to him at all, but for some reason whenever a game is on he is standing in front of my building chain smoking. The last time I saw him was coming home from work on Monday night 2

New Orleans Saints 2018 Preview or Fete for the Lwa

yeah right - August 17, 2018August 16, 2018

Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau Hello kiddies! I'm back. Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay they felt (the fools) safe enough to swing open the doors of the mentally wounded and desperately depraved ward and let me have a visit but this visit comes

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Axeman of New Orleans

The Maestro - March 22, 2018March 21, 2018

Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I'd turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some ideas on what to do to revitalize my running game, so I said fuck it and headed to the Bayou to catch up. Somewhere along the

Someone please help. seems I’ve lost something and I fear it’s my sanity – a Saints bye report

laserguru - October 11, 2017

Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said "Hell no." So I sit down to watch my favorite thing in life, no not porn, time and place kids. That's right the God Damn National Football League. I got my rally skins, I'm drunk, I've got my

The Aints are not marching because that would require a ground game – Saints 2016 Preview

Preseason Football Sucks

Duchess - September 5, 2016September 5, 2016

Pop Quiz Hot Shot Name one player on the New Orleans Saints not named Drew Brees? Yeah, I cannot do that either, and I am looking at the roster right now. On second thought this might have more to do with the fact that I cannot read. What do you need to know