![[DOOR FLIES OPEN]](https://doorfliesopen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DFO-MC-Patch.png)
Tag: What the fuck did I just read?
#feverdream (195) *Not A* Sponsored Post (624) AFL Beat (272) A Selection Of (357) Assholes (373) Bastards (248) Bye Week Updates (134) CFL Beat (272) Commentist Participation (315) DFOing Good (5090) DFO radio (184) Entertainment (352) Erotic Friend Fiction (165) Extra Nerdy (326) Fantasy Football (172) Fuck You America (899) futbol (503) Gambling (344) Game Preview (537) horror (175) Insane Shit (1185) Lesser Sports (1071) Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (465) Life as We Know It (1057) NFL News (819) NotKontent (260) Offseason Events (578) Offseason stories (223) OH WE GON DRANK (2920) Open Threads (4249) Other (222) Preseason Football Sucks (110) Quotables (243) Recipes (693) Reflections (773) scotch (936) Sexy Friday (509) STORNG TAEK!!1! (318) Sunday Gravy (242) Team Previews (300) TV (114) Uncategorized (245) Updates (118) Who Cares About My Opinion (552) Wumbo Wednesday (174)
-
OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview
When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere. “Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up…
-
THE END OF NOThING
As I write this I’m looking up. Is this where it ends or is it about to begin? 14 years of melancholy and…
-
Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.
As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a…
-
And all the Angels vomited: World Cup Preview. Switzerland!
You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well…
-
-
The Gods of Football
You want one of these? You know you do, you know how you get one? You earn it by working hard and spilling hot…
-
Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ! I am going to predict your future.
Ah sleep, is there anything better? Don’t have to hear your partner nag you or your boss say something stupid, again. Warm cozy snoozing…
-
Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: You can’t beatus this meatus
Damn I think I’m going crazy, six weeks locked in the Covid cave, and why 19? How come it’s not twelve or six? Covid-6…
-
“Foof” – A DJ Taj Grim Airy Tale.
Banner image via I’m just a little kid, it was late at night. I was scared of life having awakened from the dream…
-
A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…