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Love Not The Wronger
Sunday morning – a quiet suburban household before breakfast “Family meeting!” Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about…
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The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye
As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a…
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Evil Celebrity Pickakke
This year’s Superb owl features Satan’s favorite team—the New England Patriots—playing against the Philadelphia Eagles, whose fan base happens to be her favorite. Factor…