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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Keep That Power On!
Guten Tag, drones. That title has nothing to do with this week’s draft topic, it’s just my plea to Eversource, our local utility company,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!
Guten Tag, Drones. We’re excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft Rescue Post
Guten Tag, drones, and welcome to the third season of Monday Morning Mock Drafts, courtesy of yours truly. At this point you’re probably thinking…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.
Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it…
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More Things Should Be Removed This Easily: A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I recently had a (very) minor surgical procedure to remove something called a pilar cyst. They’re benign but can get annoying, they run in…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God, You’re Not Gonna Play That Again, Are You?
Guten Tag drones. Let’s make this quick. I’ve just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nailed It! (Not Blair Walsh Edition.
Guten Tag drones. Once again I’ve left this to the last minute. I thought I’d have Monday off, but then a deposition I thought…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Line Approaches
(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Second Thought
Guten Tag drones. Last week, in an effort to soothe your football-loving souls, we drafted linebackers. At the conclusion of said draft our own…