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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Didn’t See That Coming!
Guten Tag, drones. Tonight, the most glorious Fightin’ Horatios, Men’s NetBall Division, go for their third NCAA championship in the last four years, which…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh, That’s Where They Wound Up
Guten Tag, drones. This week’s topic comes from me having to see ads for shows like The Voice or, even worse, The Masked Singer.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is Sports Center
Guten Tag, drones. Most of us here, in fact likely all of us whose screen names don’t rhyme with, uh, with, um, uh, ‘Breadshirt,’…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Keep That Power On!
Guten Tag, drones. That title has nothing to do with this week’s draft topic, it’s just my plea to Eversource, our local utility company,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Make Some Calls!
Guten Tag, Drones. We’re excited to bring you your regular off-season Monday time-waster, the mock draft, as Hippo curls back into a fetal position…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft Rescue Post
Guten Tag, drones, and welcome to the third season of Monday Morning Mock Drafts, courtesy of yours truly. At this point you’re probably thinking…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.
Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it…
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More Things Should Be Removed This Easily: A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I recently had a (very) minor surgical procedure to remove something called a pilar cyst. They’re benign but can get annoying, they run in…