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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Draw The Line
Guten Tag Drones. I barely remembered the draft this weekend, but here we are at 11:05 pm Sunday night throwing words on a computer…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Making Singles, Drinking Doubles
Guten Tag, drones. I stole the title of today’s draft from a compilation from Bloodshot Records which, if you like Americana, Rock and/or Roll,…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Not Today, Satan; I’m Toast
Guten Tag drones. This week we draft your favorite flavors of Goldfish crackers. Rikki gave me this idea long ago, but I was worried…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: It’s Such A Perfect Day!!
Guten Tag, drones. This week we begin the short slog to the long weekend that begins Friday, (earlier if you, unlike me, didn’t blow…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: F*ck It’s Hot
Guten Tag drones. As you read this I am likely driving 90 minutes each way for a Court-ordered hearing that will last 15 minutes.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Got What For Those Cows!?!?
Guten Tag, drones, and by the way, there’s a puzzle in the title that I bet all you little smartasses from The Request Line…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: White People In Puerto Rico!
Guten Tag, drones. Before we get to the topic at had I just want to say that I am sitting in rainy and oddly…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Loop Year
As all of you know…okay, as anyone who has joined us for a session of Request Line knows…ahem, as anyone who actually reads the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Habemus Papem!!
Gutentag drones. We’ve got a draft based on current events for you today. For the first time in tries the Cardinals got one right…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Yes, We Will Look At The Dessert Menu
Guten Tag, Drones. Let’s face it, most of the time when we go out to eat we do something stupid, like load up on…