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Monday Morning Mock Draft: F*ck It’s Hot
Guten Tag drones. As you read this I am likely driving 90 minutes each way for a Court-ordered hearing that will last 15 minutes.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: You Got What For Those Cows!?!?
Guten Tag, drones, and by the way, there’s a puzzle in the title that I bet all you little smartasses from The Request Line…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: White People In Puerto Rico!
Guten Tag, drones. Before we get to the topic at had I just want to say that I am sitting in rainy and oddly…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Loop Year
As all of you know…okay, as anyone who has joined us for a session of Request Line knows…ahem, as anyone who actually reads the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Habemus Papem!!
Gutentag drones. We’ve got a draft based on current events for you today. For the first time in tries the Cardinals got one right…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Yes, We Will Look At The Dessert Menu
Guten Tag, Drones. Let’s face it, most of the time when we go out to eat we do something stupid, like load up on…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Big Intro!
Guten Tag, Drones. Taking a break from attempting to remove rodents from various pieces of water-sports (points at Balls: not one word) equipment and…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Trickeration!
Guten Tag, Drones. It’s 12:38 am as I write this, because I forgot all about this until now. And I wouldn’t be awake…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Stay Inside The Lines
Good morning. As you may recall, our cat took a turn for the worse a few days ago, refusing to eat and just hiding…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Goon This Up
I’ll be honest, this draft may have some limited appeal and we’ll probably wind up talking amongst ourselves before we run out of picks,…