Monday Morning Mock Draft: F*ck That Guy

Guten tag drones.

I’m leaping in here to try to get this down before our internet decides to take another couple of hours off.  Given the humidity here I can’t really blame it.  Any time the weather’s like this I’m ready to pack it in and go sleep in a shady spot by 3:00 pm.

So tonight we’re rolling with a topic I’ve been sitting on for a bit:

Worst character in a movie.

The rules are simple, and despite being simple will almost certainly not be followed.  The character must be someone from a movie, (no TV or other media), and they must also be a character you’re not necessarily supposed to hate.  Oh, you didn’t like Dino Velvet in 8mm?

You’re not supposed to like Dino Velvet in 8mm!! 

Or Machine, for that matter.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

Other than you’re really only limited by your imagination.  The same actor can be taken multiple times, so long as each time is for a different character.

You can probably guess who my first pick is, since it’s the featured image and you’re all smart like that.

Rob Gordon in High Fidelity has got to be the most whiny ass bitch in the history of cinema.  And I like the movie! My reaction to Rob is so visceral it makes my dislike John Cusack, who is a very good actor and in general seems like a pretty cool guy.

Got someone worse in the comments?  Have at it!