2017 Quotables – Results Week One

Our own Blaxxy is busy traveling for work,  so you get me as Judge and Judy for this week’s submittals.

Without further ado, let’s get to it!

And the winners are……

Who said “the logo is lava?” – LemonJello

Talk about adding injury to insult. Of course the Jest can’t do anything in the correct order. – ArmedandHammered

“Everybody do the Marmalard Raaaag…” – Señor Weaselo

We have a tie here as I love them both:

Shanny: “Do you know who I am? I drive a Dodge Stratus!”
Ref: “Go hump someone else’s leg, Chokachee Chief!” – LemonJello

AND

“Do you know who my father is?” – nomonkeyfun

At least Shanny’s wife won’t be the only one complaining about a limp, non-working Johnson. – ArmedandHammered

“Here you go, Diggs, a gift from me to you. Uhh, sh*t, I wish I could have that back now.” – LemonJello

Shown here is a textbook version of the seven step trip play – Game Time Decision

And,  finally,  we get to the reason I say this man is the funniest motherfucker I’ve ever met in my life:

“Yep, the best way to score on a Bear is to push his head down then go til you finish.”

– Aaron Rodgers

Who else could have come up with that but SonOfSpam?

Tremendous week everyone! Big props to LemonJello and ArmedandHammered for multiple selections too.

See you next week!