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The Education Continues in the Dallas Cowboys QB Room
Interior Dallas Cowboys practice facility in Frisco Texas. Enter Offensive Coordinator Kellen Moore: Kellen Moore: “Hey Scott! How we doing today?” Enter Scott Tolzein…
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Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!
banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: “Gee whiz, Ma I can’t believe…
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Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas
(Caption for picture above: “The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?”) When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke…
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Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.
It’s hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated…
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BONUS 25 Questions About…
The HALL OF FAME GAME! Balls already banged out this week’s edition of 25 Questions About… but this is a special BONUS edition since…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: True Inspiration
A Nondescript Contemporary Hotel Bar, 3rd Level. 2:47 am, October 19, 2015. A ginger-haired Princeton man sits at the bar on the corner stool nursing a Perrier and…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So we kicked off Week 5 last night with a 40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck in pants-shitting agony, somehow getting enough energy to overcome a bacterial…