The Education Continues in the Dallas Cowboys QB Room

yeah right - January 5, 2024January 5, 2024

Interior Dallas Cowboys practice facility in Frisco Texas. Enter Offensive Coordinator Kellen Moore: Kellen Moore: "Hey Scott! How we doing today?" Enter Scott Tolzein QB coach Scott Tolzein: "Hey Coach K! Everything is going good. Ready to kick some ass in practice today." KM: "Damn good to hear. We're getting down to nut cutting time

Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!

yeah right - October 29, 2021October 28, 2021

banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: "Gee whiz, Ma I can't believe you're taking me to the Cowboys Halloween party you really are the best mom ever I tell everyone at school that I have the best mom ever and

Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas

Bye Week Updates

Horatio Cornblower - October 29, 2019October 28, 2019

(Caption for picture above: "The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?") When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke Elliott was holding out in Mexico. I predicted, correctly that he'd be signed, rich, and playing by Week 1 and by God he was. I also predicted

Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster

yeah right - December 7, 2018

Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: "Hey Scott." Scott Linehan: "Jason." JG: "Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out." SL: "Shore is, Jason. Although, we got a couple of winnable games in there." JG: "Hell, they're all tough opponents in the NFL and especially this time of year." SL: "Yep." JG: "So,

Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.

litre_cola - January 31, 2018January 30, 2018

It's hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated P*ts this weekend? Nope, heading to big D to see what is happening with the Cowboys. As a professional journalist from the Upstairs Backlane Hollywood Journalism School

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 6

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - January 17, 2018January 17, 2018

INT. DELTA HOUSE DORM ROOM - DAY. It is early in the morning, with sunlight just barely peeking through the curtains. CAM NEWTON moves lightly through the room, straightening things up. As we watch, he loads up a nondescript backpack with proper school supplies; pencils, pens, a notepad, and then loads

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 5

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 13, 2017December 12, 2017

INT. DELTA HOUSE - NIGHT The party is underway, and it is absolute pandemonium. As promised, the cheerleaders from Ben-Gal House are in attendance. Hundreds of students clad in togas are milling about drinking from red cups, chatting and flirting with each other, though it's pretty much impossible to make out

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

INT. TRAIN STATION - DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick pillar on a platform between two sets of rail lines. ANTONIO BROWN: No, see, it's just like in the stories. You gotta run straight through it. ELI MANNING: