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The Education Continues in the Dallas Cowboys QB Room
Interior Dallas Cowboys practice facility in Frisco Texas. Enter Offensive Coordinator Kellen Moore: Kellen Moore: “Hey Scott! How we doing today?” Enter Scott Tolzein…
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Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!
banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: “Gee whiz, Ma I can’t believe…
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Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas
(Caption for picture above: “The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?”) When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke…
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Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster
Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: “Hey Scott.” Scott Linehan: “Jason.” JG: “Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out.”…
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Offseason QB Interviews – Dallas edition.
It’s hate week they said, go to your evil place they said. Is it not bad enough the Eagles have to play the hated…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 6
INT. DELTA HOUSE DORM ROOM – DAY. It is early in the morning, with sunlight just barely peeking through the curtains. CAM NEWTON moves…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 5
INT. DELTA HOUSE – NIGHT The party is underway, and it is absolute pandemonium. As promised, the cheerleaders from Ben-Gal House are in attendance. …
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1
INT. TRAIN STATION – DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick…