Exterior: Wintertime in a wooded area. A shaky handheld camera pans in a 180 degree view.
Voice 1: "Hey Laura? I think I've got it!"
Voice 2: "Is it on? Have you ever worked one of those things before?"
V1: "Oh geez, it's just a camcorder ya know. Even a little kid can
INT. A DARK ROOM - NIGHT
A large man sits in a dark room, in the center of a ring of burning candles. In his hands he holds an ornate puzzle box, which, once solved, can unleash arcane secrets and bestow mystical powers upon its possessor. . . . . .
Yep, it's Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice.
It's the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!!
(yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago...now I get to call everything "2nd Annual " any damned time I want to...get over it)
So let's have a party!!!!!
[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California]
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On the wall, the HD Tee Vee box plays a fantasy football advice show. DTZM pays no attention, the sound is muted.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sits nearby on the sofa, playing
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY
A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are - contrary to form - hard at work in their office. One - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY - is standing behind the desk, hovering over a speakerphone even though he is wearing a bluetooth headset. The other - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK
Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we're gonna keep it classy. Mostly.
But now I'm gonna ramble for a little while...
Tonight's issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it's high time I
[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida]
tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address. Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot. After checking his watch again, he begins to run. As he picks
Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th.
Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I'm really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be.
Little known fact....
I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be?
Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said "Hell no." So I sit down to watch my favorite thing in life, no not porn, time and place kids. That's right the God Damn National Football League. I got my rally skins, I'm drunk, I've got my
As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I could in a one-hour time limit. You can check the last post here if you want a further explanation of the rules... In short, I lived
It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land. We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose.
Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have actually...my iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week. How about that, huh?
Now, now, none of that. Sit
INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY
COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son.
ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach.
COACH TOMLIN: So I'm sure you know why you're here.
ANTONIO BROWN: Of course.
COACH TOMLIN: I understand you've apologized to Ben and to Coach Haley.
ANTONIO BROWN: Yeah, we squashed it. [gets up to leave] All good?