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25 Questions About…
This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room.…
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A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt’s Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention.…
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OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview
When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere. “Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up…
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Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide
A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it’s just stuff…
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CAKE SUCKS! A Sunday Gravy After School Special.
Valentines day it was. I was at my horrible job embarrassing chickens yet again. When in walks a very lovely lady carrying a balloon…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 11: MARY PART 3
THE ROOM OF EYES BECKONS Completely dark. Time has arrived. “B” deck calls out. I acknowledge her voice of doom but I have…
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Monday Evening Thread – Does anyone know if Ted’s cabin in the woods is for rent?
Evening all, glad to be back from vacation and although we had a great time (the wife was ill through most of it) and…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 10: MARY PART 2
WE HAVE FOUND THE WRAITH Just there to your left, all of your worst dreams come true. Then there is where I must go.…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 9: MARY
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING? The giddy inducing dream preordained everything. What shirt to wear, Mario Bava. Dinner,…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 8: HOTEL
I start to really take notice that this does not look or feel very safe. The dead that lay at my feet are starting…