TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yep, it's Halloween again.  Almost, anyway.  So of course this week is an easy choice. It's the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!! (yes, we had a birthday a few weeks I get to call everything "2nd Annual " any damned time I want to...get over it) So let's have a party!!!!!   We'll have

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt II – Tampa Bay Bucs

[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California] Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring.  On the wall, the HD Tee Vee box plays a fantasy football advice show.  DTZM pays no attention, the sound is muted. Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sits nearby on the sofa, playing

TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit.  Worry not, we're gonna keep it classy.  Mostly. But now I'm gonna ramble for a little while... Tonight's issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it's high time I

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins

[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot.  He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address.  Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot.  After checking his watch again, he begins to run.  As he picks

TGISF… AKA “Can We Leave The Lights On This Time?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Boo!!!!!!!!! Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th. Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway?  I'm really not, to be honest.  Though I probably should be. Little known fact.... I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th.  And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be? Honestly though,

Your 2017 #DoLoThroDo Recap

As I mentioned on Saturday, I did an incredibly dumb thing, where I embarked out to eat as many Doritos Locos tacos as I could in a one-hour time limit. You can check the last post here if you want a further explanation of the rules... In short, I lived

TGISF… AKA “A Lot Can Happen In A Year” Sexy Friday Open Thread

It's an interesting week this week here in TGISF-land.  We've reached a bit of a milestone around here, I suppose. Even though Sexy Friday has been around...well, longer than I have iteration of it, TGISF, turns one year old this week.  How about that, huh? Now, now, none of that.  Sit

Meanwhile, After Practice…

  INT. PITTSBURGH STEELERS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY COACH TOMLIN: Come on in, son. ANTONIO BROWN: Hey, coach. COACH TOMLIN: So I'm sure you know why you're here. ANTONIO BROWN: Of course. COACH TOMLIN: I understand you've apologized to Ben and to Coach Haley. ANTONIO BROWN: Yeah, we squashed it.  [gets up to leave] All good? COACH TOMLIN: