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Racing from the Front: An Arizona Cardinals Bye-Week Update
So the Cardinals are in first in the NFC West. For only that reason, we’re gonna do this straight. Cards were on bye last…
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But Then Again, Who Does?: 2024 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Update (and Open Thread)
2024 PREDICTION: “11-6, playoffs. It’s gonna hurt, but I am Ready to Love Again.” HOW’S THAT GOING?: 9-2! Well this is an odd development.…
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“What’s old is new, and then is crud, again” – The Seahawks After Their Bye
Oh lord – where to begin? When the season started, I had a cautious optimism going in. If you read my award-adjacent preview, you…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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2023 AZ Cardinals at the Bye
The Arizona Cardinals had their bye week last Sunday, the last possible slot of the season. If you tuned in to this seasons team…
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An Ant Has No Quarrel With A Boot: 2023 Buffalo Bills at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “12-5, tied for AFC East crown. As always, the injury factor will be dispositive, but we have reason for Hope.” HOW’S…
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The End: Your 2023 New England Patriots Bye Week Update
[INT. A dark, depressing living room. The curtains are drawn. TAWMMY FROM QUINZEE lies facedown, forlornly, on a couch. The overwhelming stench of Sam…
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“Wither Jerry Glanville” – The Falcons At Their Bye
Hi everyone, It’s me, Beerguyrob, back from the bargaining table with another Bye Week update, this time for the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons sit…
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Whatever Happens Now Is Just Gravy – The Indianapolis Colts At The Break
What can be said about the 2023 Indianapolis Colts that couldn’t also be said in the form of a gravy fart? I’m not sure,…
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Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update
Start here… What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations…