[Exterior, Day, A Highway Rest Area Somewhere in Virginia]
It is a cold, crisp autumn day. tWBS sits huddled on a bench, shivering against a stiff wind, waiting patiently for.... something.
His phone begins to ring.
tWBS: Ah dammit.
tWBS fumbles into his pocket with fingers which are stiff and numbed from the cold.
Week 10 is upon us imminently, and the New England Patriots are, once again, atop the AFC East Division, with a 6-2 record.
FACK THEM, THOSE FACKIN' QUEEAHS
I CAN'T BELIEVE I CHEEAHD FOAH THIS FACKIN' TEAM, EVAH
Wait -- Tawmmy -- why are you upset, exactly? I feel like considering the questionable
As the Vikings prepare to leave their bye week and begin the second half of the season, the team sits in first place of the NFC North with a record of 6-2 and a full two game lead over both Detroit and Green Bay. Actually based on an early loss
Scene: Once again, two large(ish) men speak in hushed tones as they walk together, this time deep in the woods of Utica, IL, cutting a trail through a state park. They are a study in contrasts, physically and verbally, though both appear prepared for a long journey, massive backpacks hugging their
Thought you were done with me, huh?
Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update on where they are this season.
Also, because it's me, you get it in homophonic pictorial form.
Okay, let's start. I originally said that this season would hinge on
There has been a fair amount of discussion so far this year of what the new name for the football team formerly residing in San Diego should be. To BOLTMAN, they will forever be the Heretics. To many on this site, various combination of Football/Shitty Clippers and LAwnmowers has been
A brief history of the the term 4-3:
On July 3, 1890, Idaho joined the union as the 43rd state. why they couldn't wait 1 more day to coincide with Independence Day, will forever be a mystery.
In 2013, Movie 43 is released. Lambasted by critics for trying to hard to
A few months ago, some idiot writer previewed the Cleveland Los Angeles St. Louis no wait once again it actually is Los Angeles Rams for the 2017 season. After breaking down the strengths and weaknesses of the team (and introducing #ThePauls to our shared lexicon), the writer predicted that the
[Interior Day, Sleazy Office, Hollywood, California]
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris sits quietly in the office, staring at the phone, willing it to ring. On the wall, the HD Tee Vee box plays a fantasy football advice show. DTZM pays no attention, the sound is muted.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly sits nearby on the sofa, playing
[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida]
tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address. Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot. After checking his watch again, he begins to run. As he picks
Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM.
Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place.
Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now, before we get started, I'm going to give everyone a minute to get it out of their system before I put this-here jar on the table and officially
Well, it's the bye week for the Cincinnati Bengals and I've been asked to write something up for my team. I could do an homage to a classic radio broadcast that beloved retired radio broadcaster Gary Burbank used to do, but unfortunately, TV, video games and all the lead in