At the intersection of Hope and Belief: Vikings at the bye.

yeah right - November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

image via. As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it's time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective. In all honesty 8-3 surpasses expectations eleven games in. Let's take some time to harken back to my team season preview. "This team can go anywhere from 6-10 to Superb Owl

2019 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Bye Week Updates

blaxabbath - November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

I did know I was slated to author the Arizona Cardinals (sometimes referred to in #HIPPO as the Qardinals, a fun -- if gimmicky -- alternate spelling that gives a tip of the red made-in-China MAGA cap to the states far-right leaning populous but is probably also the way many

2019 Green Bay Packers at the Bye

Cuntler - November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

Hey there. Did you read the 2019 Green Bay Packers preview on this site? What a load of shit! Whoever wrote that must be an IDIOT. Let's take a look, shall we? [W]ith a new offense, everything might take longer to come together than all the pundits suggest. The Packers are near

Let’s Win ‘Em All By 2! Seahawks 2019 Bye Week Update

BC Dick - November 21, 2019November 21, 2019

This year, as every year, began with the stilted bleatings of “experts” and “pundits” and their ilk trumpeting doomsday calls for the woeful and inadequate Seahawks draft, team, and season. Yet again our common dullards, simple waterheads, and stunted dunces were pitifully mistaken. Their childlike lack of foresight overshadowed only by

Eagles At The Bye: “The Gang Sticks To Sports”

litre_cola - November 14, 2019November 13, 2019

Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and this is a sports site, so before we get censored by our Puerto Rican overlords - we will stick to sports. Have you seen the paper towel

If A QB Meet A QB: Jaguars At The Bye

WhyEaglesWhy - November 11, 2019November 10, 2019

Believe it or not, it was only 10 weeks ago that we all came together to preview the Jaguars’ 2019 season. Were we ever so young? This writer predicted a 6-10 season for the Jaguars, who at the bye sit at 4-5 and tied for last place in the AFC South.

Donks at the 2019 Bye – Mobbed Up and Loving It!

King Hippo - November 7, 2019November 7, 2019

When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it's always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don't have to fume for two weeks, and can squint and sort of see a plan coming together. Plus, you know. I don't want a horse's head in

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Maestro - November 6, 2019November 6, 2019

[Slow fade in to EXT. - a shabby rowhouse in South Boston.] [Cut to INT. of the shabby rowhouse. Beer cans litter the ground, as a man lies passed out on the floor, snoring.] [A second man enters through the front door, gingerly stepping around the mess.] [Pan to a shot of the

The Real Puppy Dance: New Orleans Saints at the Bye

yeah right - November 5, 2019November 4, 2019

As I have done this on multiple occasions now it has been brought to my attention that most tales I weave are from a dark scary corner in Hell where I dwell, so, what's wrong with that? How about a completely new side from your old Taj Bone'r? Let's try something happier. Never

“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye

Beerguyrob - October 30, 2019October 30, 2019

Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the progress the Atlanta Falcons are making this year. Woof! Well, there’s been some bumps along the way, and after failing to complete their comeback against the Seahawks the Falcons entered

Horatio Had A Long Week And Missed The Deadline So Here’s A Clip Show For Dallas

Bye Week Updates

Horatio Cornblower - October 29, 2019October 28, 2019

(Caption for picture above: "The Jets!? The fucking Jets!?") When I wrote the season preview, which I have shamelessly cut-and-pasted into this post, Zeke Elliott was holding out in Mexico. I predicted, correctly that he'd be signed, rich, and playing by Week 1 and by God he was. I also predicted

Ravens Bye Week

jjfozz - October 25, 2019October 25, 2019

So we enter into the 8th week of the NFL season and the Ravens are...I'm not too sure of what we are. Lamar Jackson's an MVP! No, he's a running back! No, he needs to learn how to pass! Good Christ I'm fucking tired of how every second of every day