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Requiem for the Bears — A 2023 Musical Season to Date Retrospective
The Bears Bye Week isn’t until Week 13 this year, which seems almost cruel given how much Bearsenscheisse we’ve witnessed this season (both the…
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The Broncos are on Bye and so is my Heart
In 2009, my favorite band broke up. The Barenaked Ladies were fun enough on the radio but I actually found a lot of weird…
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2023 Titans Buh Bye Report
If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety…
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Paradise By The Dashboard Light: 2023 Carolina Panthers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “6-11. It’s not going to be a pretty 6-11 either, and without a first rounder next year, I wouldn’t hold out…
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“So Far, So Good” Said The Skydiver With No Parachute: 2023 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Bye (and Open Thread)
MAYHEM’S 2023 PREDICTION: “4-13. Look for Ryan Tannehill or Kirk Cousins to sign here next year if they don’t have the draft position for…
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“Smoke and Mirrors” – The Seahawks at their bye
A conversation from late last week: DFO Content Overlords: BEERGUY! IT IS THE SEAHAWKS BYE WEEK! BRING FORTH A POST! Beerguyrob: Umm… It seems…
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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy
So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill…
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Guttersnipe
The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We…
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Throuple in the Desert?: A 2022 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update
The Arizona Cardinals 2022 season is dead. Okay, given the lack of separation in the league (and Week 18 games), they’re technically not dead…
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Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)
The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger…
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