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Guttersnipe
We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid…
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Guttersnipe
If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of…
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Guttersnipe
God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday…
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Guttersnipe
The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…
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Sexy Friday – Now with Less Balls!
Happy Friday everyone! It is I, you’re resident food guru filling in for Señor Balls. Balls is currently on expedition. He recently found out…
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Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!
banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: “Gee whiz, Ma I can’t believe…
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The DFO EURO 2020 (IN 2021!) Preview: Croatia!
We’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 CONCACAF Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And…
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A Confidence is Lost
banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer’s ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: “Hey everybody, I’m home!” Maria: “Hi Coach! Welcome…
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At the intersection of Hope and Belief: Vikings at the bye.
image via. As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it’s time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective. In…
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THE ROAD to Area 51
banner image via He carefully checked the expansive sky for signs of rain as he loaded the saddlebags on his Harley. The gun was…