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A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off
Here’s a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of “tradition” and “the…
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A “Case” of Evil.
* image via interior Vikings locker room fall 2017. Case Keenum sits at his locker preparing for the 2017 season opener. Sam Bradford approaches.…
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Your “Giant Nuts on the Table” Friday Evening Open Thread
Evening, lizard people. I’m hijacking the Friday evening open thread tonight because tonight’s gonna be a fun night of sports. Well, for me. Well,…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 3
EXT. OSTENTATIOUS SUBURBAN MANSION – DAY NARRATOR [voiceover]: …about that time, Ray and Aqib had just finished a game of mailbox baseball. RAY: …it’s…
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NFL Dead Files: Oakland
In an effort to revive the ratings of its stagnant paranormal series, The Dead Files, The Travel Channel’s brain trust has piloted a partnership…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 2
EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY – DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 1
EXT. RURAL SURROUNDINGS – DAY We open with a wide shot of a vehicle parked at the edge of a field. An orchestral version…
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Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM,…
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Tales from the Meteor! The Stefonimatrix
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…
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Tales from the Meteor – “The Road” to Superb Owl LII
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…