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Senor in the City, Episode 0: The Knicks Game Story
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has some stories and adventures. This…
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Your “Take It Where You Can” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Raise your juice boxes in appreciation – Eli Manning has retired. It will be formally announced at a special press conference on…
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Your “What’s Old Is New Again” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Break out the juice boxes, because Eli Manning is coming back to active duty! Current & future disappointment Daniel Jones is in a…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 6 (Up All Night)
INT. ELI’S ROOM – LATE NIGHT ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES have returned to ELI’s room. ELI’s cheeks are covered with tomato sauce from…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 4 (Promises)
INT. ELI’S ROOM – NIGHT ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES are playing Space Harrier II on Eli’s Sega Genesis. DANIEL has made it as…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)
EXT. NONDESCRIPT BROWNHOUSE, PARK SLOPE – DAY A young man carrying a duffel bag climbs up the front steps and hesitates for a second,…
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The 2018 New York Giants Preview Roast
Good afternoon everybody and welcome to New York City…adjacent East Rutherford, New Jersey, for my Hacky Ass™ Roast of the New York Giants. That’s right,…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 2
EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY – DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 1
EXT. RURAL SURROUNDINGS – DAY We open with a wide shot of a vehicle parked at the edge of a field. An orchestral version…
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The Wickersham Man on Eli Manning, Man
As our own ChampagneFellerRoy covered last night, Eli Manning has lost his starting job to Geno Smith. The NFL, much like life in American…