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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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Just one more week before the regular season starts.  I can’t believe it’s so close…I can practically taste it.  Wait, no, that’s last week’s Request Line, when we took a double dip into the well of Eli, taking on the topic of “fruits”.  My own weekend was relatively fruit-free, since I can’t find any lemon trees around here that actually have any accessible ripe lemons and you’re goddamn crazy if you think I’m going to actually pay for one when the damn things just grow on trees.  Does putting a maraschino cherry in a Manhattan last night count?

I’m going to do something unorthodox and tip next week’s topic (hey there, Boomer!): in homage to the start of the season and the Dick Joke Jamboroo and our forefather Big Daddy Balls, it’s going to SONGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL.  There’s a twist, though – you’re only allowed to pick three.  So think about them carefully during the upcoming week.  This shit matters.  In the meantime, this Eli-endorsed playlist should keep you scurvy-free until then.  As is standard practice now, here’s the Spotify link.  Hold it together for just this one last week and then the regular season begins.  So very close.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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Don T

Better Late Than Never Dept.: That Eli post was freakin’ hilarious.

Really looking forward to Friday’s RL. Think I got my three down.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Defensive Back Mike Wallace

(Watches a “World of Gumball” video)
(Sees Shin Chan on related videos)
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/450/154/820.jpeg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sharkbait’s not working video

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fixing BFC’s earlier link. Love this song

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks. I hate that song but thought it relevant.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

First never ask me to think things through before I act. I just won’t. But song one was a no brainer

Edit: See this is a prime example. I posted this here instead of when it is supposed to be posted at a later date
Edit 2: Checking to see if a video won’t embed if there is text on both sides of it. It was working when I first posted it.

Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Defensive Back Mike Wallace
Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

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Damn shame.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This news is the worst part of today…so far.

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

When I was a kid, I lived near Gene Wilder in CT. He would actually frequent the same market as us. The guy loved Chips Ahoy. Was always stocking the cart full. The chewy kind. Never met a nicer celebrity. Wasn’t until a few years down the road that I would come to love his work as much as he loved Chips Ahoy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well done guys. Sorry I didn’t participate this go ’round.
I have a doctor’s note for my absence just in case.
/shows fake note to RTD
//gets punched

ssi_bulldawg
ssi_bulldawg

So I can only choose three Tool songs. That is good to know ahead of time.

Sharkbait

Since sugar and candy are now included, this must be in the list:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVi3-PrQ0pY

Fuck you 2016.

Sharkbait

Attempt 2

nomonkeyfun

nomonkeyfun

hmm let’s see

nomonkeyfun

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

Testing

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Once “sugar” and “candy” were included in scope, this became an inexcusable omission:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Youtube fail:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, what am I doing wrong here? [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM&w=480&h=360%5D

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

I can’t figure it out myself.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Obviously I preferred the world when I was special. 🙂

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Kind of surprised this is the only post under the “fruit” tag.

Fronkenshteen

I just texted “I’ll be there tomorrow for my money” to my old boss. He knows why. If I wasn’t watching my kid, I’d already be on my way. I’m very angry right now. I’m having real trouble keeping it together around my son, which is making me even angrier with this person. I have already flipped my aluminum softball bat into the backseat of my car. I do not play softball. I am not leaving until tomorrow.

blaxabbath

Details requested.

Cuntler