Tag: Cam Newton

Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview

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A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both hands, panting. He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again. As before. Enter TAWMMY.) SULLY: (Giving up again) Nothin’ tah be done. TAWMMY: (Advancing with short, stiff strides, legs

The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 2

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EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY - DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the wreckage of a black pickup truck. CAM: Okay, so maybe we can't drive... ANTONIO: Maybe we can call an Uber? CAM: None of those asshole drivers will accept a pickup from

DFO Radio: I’m Outta Here

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When Request Line was published last week, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was in Texas, enjoying a "hunting trip" that probably consisted of little more than skeet shooting with live birds.  And now he's dead.  It was entirely a coincidence that the wife and I popped open a bottle of

Panthers at the Bye

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You just know that PK had the article all drafted, about how much of a mistake it was to give Cam Newton all that guaranteed money. How he'd obviously go "soft" without the contract to play for. Welllll...WOMP WOMP Superman is indeed Superman after all. 4-0 even mostly

2015 Carolina Panthers – Watch Cam Run For His Life (Redux)

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I grew up in Charlotte, and though it's too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when my hometown landed an NFL franchise.  Even if it cheesily had to be named "Carolina" to appease team owner/Missouri Compromise enthusiast Jerry Richardson - make no