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Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview
A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 2
EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY – DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the…
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DFO Radio: I’m Outta Here
When Request Line was published last week, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was in Texas, enjoying a “hunting trip” that probably consisted of little…
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Request Line: I’m Outta Here with Cam Newton
SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: …and closing things out with “Crimson and Clover” by Tommy James and the Shondells. That’s it for me for today, folks.…
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Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag
So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to…
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Panthers at the Bye
You just know that PK had the article all drafted, about how much of a mistake it was to give Cam Newton all that…
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2015 Carolina Panthers – Watch Cam Run For His Life (Redux)
I grew up in Charlotte, and though it’s too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when…