EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY - DAY
CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the wreckage of a black pickup truck.
CAM: Okay, so maybe we can't drive...
ANTONIO: Maybe we can call an Uber?
CAM: None of those asshole drivers will accept a pickup from
When Request Line was published last week, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was in Texas, enjoying a "hunting trip" that probably consisted of little more than skeet shooting with live birds. And now he's dead. It was entirely a coincidence that the wife and I popped open a bottle of
SWING SHIFT DISK JOCKEY: ...and closing things out with "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells. That's it for me for today, folks. We've got a special treat coming up in the next hour, Super Bowl, um, participant Cam Newton will be taking over to take your requests and
So a lot of things coming up ahead this week. Cowboys have ditched Doopy Pantz for Matt Cassel, the Bears play the Lions to figure out who sucks worse, Aaron Rodgers gets to continue his reign of terror against a Chargers team that got gut-punched by Le'Veon Bell on Monday...
You just know that PK had the article all drafted, about how much of a mistake it was to give Cam Newton all that guaranteed money. How he'd obviously go "soft" without the contract to play for.
Superman is indeed Superman after all. 4-0 even mostly
I grew up in Charlotte, and though it's too antiseptic a locale to really be sentimental about, I certainly did find it pretty cool when my hometown landed an NFL franchise. Even if it cheesily had to be named "Carolina" to appease team owner/Missouri Compromise enthusiast Jerry Richardson - make no